It’s real hard for conservative women. Can’t they just have (white, male) candidates who behave like respectable, mannered gentlemen while enacting policies against women? Is that really too much to ask!?

I’m not buying any of this feigned shock and outrage at Trump from “traditional” “family values” or “fiscal conservative” republicans; this man represents the values that the party has been promoting for quite some time. Xenophobia, a culture of misogyny and oppressively sexist policies, racism, homophobia, religious…

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

Pictured: the undecided voter

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

This election is over. The news stations should cut away to some other country’s election, like in a March Madness first round blowout game.

Clinton vs. Trump is a 1 vs a 16. It’s not even close to fair.

When a stoppable force meets a moveable object.

Ed Werder looks like a detective from The First 48.

“When he does his grabbing, he doesn’t go tiptoeing around all those thousands of rules of sexual assault.”

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Don’t certain NFL teams have a similar policy? Something like, “We have a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence (for non-essential players).”

But why do we care about sports broadcasters social opinions? Let’s suggest they stick to broadcasting!

Before today, there were a lot of things to say to and about Trump supporters. Some of them funny, some of them mean, some of them silly if they weren’t so sadly accurate. But after this, there’s only one thing to say to anyone who plans on voting for that rancid piece of orange filth: fuck you.

A minority screwed on a ruling by judge Thomas?

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.