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No women walk around the city dressed like this.

HBO is ridiculous for greenlighting this nonsense. The show was dated when it was on, I can’t imagine time will help the reboot be anything other than stupid.

I think SJP has it even worse. She’s so smoothed, it pains me to look at her face.

Cynthia Nixon, however, looks wonderful, as she did every season after she let go of the short magenta hair, which, for my tastes, was too dark and severe for her soft features.

While it is mathematically possible to express numbers less than zero, it is impossible to express numbers less than zero when measuring entertainment! Once a show stops being “entertainment” you begin counting upward, but this time on the quantity of suffering.

SJP always passed off the clothes “as a joke,” although I don’t know how that would be. If anything, she was the joke because she wore those ridiculous outfits.

There really needs to be an age limit on this stuff. The average retirement age in the US is about 67 (according to a quick google search.) Make the age limit 75. These people make enough that they can comfortably retire. 

RE: your questions about Carrie’s wardrobe, during the show’s original run I became absolutely, 100% convinced that someone in the costuming department simply hated SJP and insisted on dressing her as a complete tool and writing it off as Carries “quirky style.”

I second Spartey’s recommendation of the book Radium Girls. It tells the story of the women who painted watch dials and instrument panels with radium paint and the absolutely horrifying physical effects it had on them. The legal battles they and their families waged for decades to get their employers to pay damages for

The problem with Kristin Davis’s face is the same as Jennifer Aniston’s on the Friends reunion. Far too much filler and Botox.

Is Samantha the donkey?

Hard to say. Looks like Charlotte lost the ability to project facial emotion about six surgeries ago.

Yikes, they turned the Barbra Walters Vaseline Filter up to 11. 

Next you’ll be talking about putting straight up poison in your face to freeze your muscles to prevent wrinkles!

Radior’s “Under Chin Pad “adjusts comfortably to the chin by the aid of ribbons.” The company claimed that Radior Beauty Pads worked to eliminate and eradicate double chins and wrinkles by toning up and strengthening the facial muscles. At the same time, they also (apparently) did double duty preventing headaches

it could solve all of the problems

I want DeSantis and Trump to get into a physical fight. Slapping and scratching and dragging each other to the ground like the two, overgrown toddlers that they are. I want one of them to shove a handful of gravel into the eyes of their opponent. 

as I have been watching both Abbott and Desantis try to “out-T***p” each other over the past few months reveling over their bullshit laws meant to persecute vulnerable minorities, I have been eagerly waiting for this inevitable conflict. Both of these dipshits have egos big enough to have designs on the presidency;

Although DeSantis has mostly been towing the Trump party line...

Ok, I’ll be that guy:

wrestle the party’s image from
sucessor
towing the Trump party line