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I’m really confused. Why are Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani America’s Worst Couple? I haven’t heard rumors of abuse, or even cheating. They seem to like each other. I’m not up on celebrity gossip, but I haven’t heard they have stiffed any charities or made racist remarks or done anything illegal. They met after they

Why do we hate them again ? 🤷🏽‍♀️

McCain has wanted to leave The View for a long time...what? Her fame, her glam squad, her bully pulpit that allowed her to spread her racist, ridiculous views, her big bucks paycheck, her clothing allowance, her driver, like come on! Nobody wants to quit these types of gigs and Not Be On TV Everyday Anymore.

No one likes her. And Nick Cannon needs to practice putting a condom on a banana.

Im still trying to wrap my head around that “surfboard”

America: 245 years old and still acting like a fucking child.

It has been proven over and over that Americans don’t respond to reason and logic. They respond to folksy, corny bullshit. Biden knows his audience.

Half of Americans only ever reply to patriotic dog whistles so using dumb, corny lines like these were the only option.

I enjoy the 4th for the same reason I love thanksgiving… extra family time! I’m blessed to have an amazing family and we spend as much time together as possible, because we know that you don’t get to pick your family, so we’re incredibly fortunate to all get along so well!

Yeah, WTF cares if he’s “corny”? Have you MET Joe Biden? His whole brand is “I’ve been through a shitton of pain, I’ll hug you because I care (and I won’t chuck paper towels at you) and let’s just get the grownups back in charge.” This whole article is missing the point spectacularly. If you want edgy, elect, I don’t

You know, I am 100% supportive of the President in his attempts to get even the dumbass Republicans who think of this as a Fox News Culture War They Must Win to get themselves vaccinated. Joe Biden is so much better than Voldemort that I’m willing to support anything he wants to do. He’s intelligent, knows how the

It’s a mean-spirited and pointless article.

Of course it’s dopey. Most gubmint publicity schemes are. But any strategy to get a few more of the lumpen to shuffle on down and take the shot is ok in my book. As fucked up as the whole thing is, around 2/3 is pretty much miracle territory.

we haven’t yet gained “independence from the virus” in time for Independence Day, as the President has phrased it over and over.’

Seriously. The last guy put KIDS IN CAGES and here Jez is complaining about Biden using a clumsy metaphor.

You want Trump as president? Because this kind of complaining is how you get Trump as president.

I mean, it was going to fail when you note that a huge chunk of republicans aren’t going to get vaccinated unless we hid it in a slice of cheese

Lay down with dogs...these morons honestly think there’s anything or anyone else out there who would be interested in their garbage and are shocked when the Visigoths show up and start trashing the place.

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