I just woke up. This is a clear signal that I need to go back to bed. What. The.Actual.Fuck.

The entire judicial system of pennsylvania can eat shit. Fuck this state.

No can do. Re-publishing and commenting on paparazzi photos of Ben Affleck represents at least 30% of Jezebel’s content.

IT’S NOT THE SAME! Because....uhhh...hey, if you don’t get it, you’ll never understand!

“Who set my filters to ‘ghoul adjacent?’”

Ugh. I liked john mulaney... once. Can men not suck for a change?

Treat her like a human being who deserves the right to be in public without being harassed by strangers or camera-wielding paparazzi. Let her frolic on the beach in a bikini or sit with her toes in the sand! Let her LIVE.

They needed a fucking poll to tell them this? 

I’m looking forward to not being able to remember this guy.

How is it that the guy doesn’t realize that nobody likes him? Who is the master masseur that massages his ego to the point that he can’t see the writing on the wall?

He definitely has a copy-of-a-copy quality to him, like big Ghouliani but scaled wrong and with the color slightly off.

LOL, this very week Fucker Carlson called the US’ highest-ranking general a “stupid pig” and approximately zero Republicans had anything critical to say about it. This is an active, uniformed, serving general, and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. If that doesn’t unmask their “patriotism” as cynical performative…

illiterate and moronically psychopathic

Prior to Trump’s ascendancy, I would have thought that calling his followers/loyalists “trailer trash” would be enough to put them off of his brand of lunacy. But what I’ve learned in the last 4-5 years is that they’ll simply assume he’s talking about somebody else. In their minds, there was probably some trailer…

Trump is said to have openly wondered “who these people were with their low-rent ‘trailer camp’ bearing and their ‘get-ups.’”

between the “no walking” and now “no climbing stairs” stories I’ve seen lately, I’m amazed he didn’t just sit in his nice chair and have the Secret Service push him from place to place. Bloated lazy fat fuck.  Normally I would ask rhetorically “how could they support that piece of shit” but then most of them will end…

I am pretty sure I have said this in other posts, but one thing that Trump (sadly) does extremely well is know how to say something without saying it. To his supporters, they absolutely thought he would be leading them to the Capitol like Caesar marching on Gaul. But if authorities ever wanted to hold him to that…

Getting people riled up to the point of violence- and all for your sake, no less!- is a pathological malignant narcissist’s wet dream come true. The only part he didn't mean literally was the "we". He had no intention of actually walking his bloated carcass anywhere.

“Waddle On The Capitol” doesn’t have the same ring.

Pretty obvious he didn’t mean it literally. I mean, have you seen that guy attempting to walk? Not gonna happen, unless the SS had remembered his golf cart.