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I recently saw a denim midi in the Banana republic outlet and I went off on a tangent about my 90s corduroy skirt that had NO slit. I had to walk around school all day like a penguin. My husband wasn’t impressed with my demonstrative penguin walk all around the outlet store, but I was truly transported back in time.

100%

My body gave up trying to make milk three months after my kid was born, and the nurses at my kiddos first pediatrician gave me the worst freaking guilt trip. I was told by a different person that I was “literally feeding him antifreeze”.

The best advice I was given when struggling to breast feed my children and resisting formula because of mom guilt/societal pressure was “do you want to feed your baby stress?” - of course not, so mix a bottle and get on with in. 

Redfield. More like Renfield.

The most simple deception regarding how ill Trump was was the accounting of his hospital stay.

At the time, I would have guessed that Trump dying of it would have knocked sense into some of them. In hindsight, a disturbingly large number of people would have taken the “it wasn’t *actually* Covid, it was something else because no one dies of just Covid” route (long since debunked) or outright would have believed

Yeah, mob bosses have far more loyalty to their underlings than this jackass. If throwing someone under the bus was considered a crime he’d be in prison for a million years.

My only guess as to why anybody worked there was they were hoping for some sort of sweet book deal when they were done. They were willing to put up with a chaotic, dysfunctional workplace during the day and in their off hours hung out at the Trump Hotel, which was the only place they could order food without

The same reason why supervillains are able to keep their henchman; they all have just the right combination of amorality, stupidity, desperation, and delusion to believe that they will somehow be able to work their way up the chain until eventually THEY get to be the one ruthlessly killing disposable minions as an

I really thought at the time it was very possible he wasn’t sick at all, just faked it so that he could stage his DRAMATIC MANLY HEROIC MANLY RECOVERY.

Meanwhile, the fucker wanted to ship COVID patients off to Gitmo.

But did anyone want him (at least those that voted for him) to change? His base wanted that level of crazy with a nationalistic chaser. The establishment thought they could control him, while still getting what they wanted (gutted government, taxes removed, etc.) and while they couldn’t steer him, they still got

Such a huge fucking bummer that it (probably) wasn’t one of the new and deadlier variants, like Delta. It probably would have killed off at least one, if not all, of that bunch of scum. And too bad that none of them refused treatment, such as how they wanted general population to refuse it. They all deserved a nasty,

Pence would have been a nothing. He would have been our generation’s Gerald Ford.

“More at 11. Back to you, Tom."

Carrying a fat ass is very strenuous for the golf cart.

I don’t know why people keep hoping sociopathic old assholes are going to get some moment of awareness and start being nice people just like that

You had one job, Covid!

Looks like the douche didn’t fall far from the bag.