I have zero faith in reports that use ‘royal insiders’ as sources, and generally dislike how much royal watchers tend to extrapolate from tiny bits of information. That won’t stop me from doing a bit of extrapolating of my own though.

Yeah I found it hilarious. Plus isn’t this the same shit talking from the media the the Sussex struggled with. Sure it isn’t as bad, but why participate at all?

I love you.

Right? This is the same guy who pouted because crowds were far more interested in his gorgeous charming wife than him.

Take your star and get out!

Kate is the woman who is very friendly to you so you think she wants to be friends, but then she decides you’re not skinny/rich/pretty/influential enough so she just starts smizing at you and walking past whenever you run into her at elementary school pickup.

Marky Mark’s toilet is definitely going to feel the vibration.

I'll take things Beyonce never said for 500.

I’ve never watched this show.

Right?! Well, probably third for me. Replacing my busted up car with a used one would be first, a hooker and pixie stix sugar rush infused orgy, just to get it outta my system second and then, then a personal chef.

Facebook needs to set conditions if Il Douché wants to return to the platform, like:

Former president or not, imagine being in your 70s and giving a shit? The level that I perceive him being pathetic compared to how his supporters see him is vast and fascinating.

I remember reading about how he was gonna launch his own social network with blackjack and hookers and he was having “high-powered meetings” with important people about it. It would be 100% on brand for his “social network” to just be him, shouting into the void.

I think gleefully and intentionally inciting a violent assault on the Capitol that left multiple people dead and traumatized in its wake and terrorized hundreds of elected legislators and cops deserves a lifetime ban, but that’s just me.

“Decrepit Blond” would make a great title for a Trump biography.

“But the board also said that Facebook’s penalty of an indefinite suspension was “not appropriate,” and that the company should apply a “defined penalty.” The board gave Facebook six months to determine its final decision on Mr. Trump’s account status.”

It always amuses me that when it comes to tech and social media companies, the party of deregulation suddenly is verrrrry interested in regulation.

This is a slippery slope...if FB allows Trump back on their platform after inciting a violent insurrection against the government, then regular users who’ve been perma-banned for committing far less egregious acts should be able to demand that their accounts be reinstated (and FB will have to comply). FB can’t apply…

Trump headed to his Live Journal...eh I mean his “Social Media” Platform

I could go either way. Give me a personal chef, or take the same amount of money a personal chef would cost and build me the most beautiful kitchen ever seen so that I’d never want to stop cooking.