The contnuous coverage is a bit weird anyway. Like, what updates are you going to be giving to this news story? “Prince Phillip, still dead”.... “Wait, we’re getting a new report in, Prince Phillip remains dead, stay with us for more updates as this story develops”.

This whole bit is one of the best things Ive ever seen, and even now, after probaby close to a million rewatches, it still makes me literally laugh out loud as soon as Kate starts her “differing” experience like very few things do.

From what I read on the diet_prada Instagram account, the prior was over weed. And everything that surrounded it ending up with a bunch bs red tape that the police used to murder him. 

There’s only one true expert on aliens:

It’s not nearly enough! Keep in mind this is a guy who could barely pass math (I suspect he actually didn't), but that doesn't stop him from pushing pseudoscience!

Still not enough mockery.

If you’re poor and you believe in aliens, you’re a tinfoil hat wearing redneck who gets mocked on late night television.

I wrote a book report on UFOs in seventh grade in the mid 90s. I don’t think the discourse has changed much since then.

If he actually has a Muslim friend, why doesn’t he ask that friend for societies that have benefitted from Muslims?  Chances are that friend would either know or punch him in the face.  Either way he’d learn something.

He and the My Pillow guy are now in the saddest club in America.

Not an impersonation...a tribute!

For real...dude pardons war criminals left and right but you, Matt, are just a bridge too far.

He’s Dwight Shrute minus the charm, intelligence, honesty, bravery, bear knowledge and overall similarity to a valid human male.

That would be the best news ever...

I’m puzzled as to why not a day passes on Jezebel without a Kardashian post.

Today is 100 days since I’ve had a drink and 100 days of doing yoga and meditation daily. I’ve been on a roller coaster of Big Feelings for 100 days, and I’m learning so much about myself and the world around me. I’ve never stuck to anything for this long in my entire life.

is liver and onions still a thing? Did this not die out with the silent generation?

Well, luckily Georgia’s senators are in for 6 years, plenty of time to fix those laws before they’re up. it’s other states we have to worry about for ‘22.

I spent 4 years bitching how Cocaine Mitch effectively controlled the government, and all we ended up doing was trading him for Manchin.  It still blows my mind that useless idiots like Collins and Graham got re-elected and created this situation.

There better be some bully pulpit because I'm already sick and tired of Manchin's fuckery.