They were too old for him. Thus, none were invited to the prom.

I imagine the women working for him are a bit too old for him...

Their gonna be so pissed when they find out Matt and the other GOP bros have been grading them on their looks and making bets on which of the bros will bed them!

Trump’s perp walk may make my first tattoo...and I’m 60!

I’m kinda looking forward to T***p’s sad, disappointed statement about Gaetz after his indictment (“I never knew him, he always creeped me out like that Miller guy that keeps showing up at my office unannounced”)

“At no time has any one of us experienced or witnessed anything less than the utmost professionalism and respect. No hint of impropriety. No ounce of unthruthfulness.”

if the feds know they have someone nailed down to testify against Gaetz, what else could they need? He’s gotta be indicted any day now. Man that is going to be delicious to watch play out...since I’m still waiting for T***p’s perp walk to make into my iPhone background, I guess Gaetz’s will have to do.

interesting (and also completely unsurprising) that his fiancee hasn’t spoken up yet.  Boy I bet they have some tense, quiet dinners these days.  LOL

“On every occassion he has treated each and every one of us with respect. Thus, we uniformly reject these allegations as false.”

lol good luck with that letter because

Now waiting on a statement from a group of soccer moms in Topeka, KS asserting that Matt Gaetz never paid any of them for sex. Then it’s case closed, folks! Even for a Republican, Gaetz’s strategy in handling this whole thing has been jaw-droppingly stupid.

My doctor first started making disapproving comments about my size around the age of 10, and that year I made my first-ever New Year’s resolution to lose weight. (Decades later I would learn that this pre-puberty era is likely when my PCOS kicked in.)

Totally - I also think of it as that guy who has to tell you how much sex he is getting but totally isn’t getting laid.

That’s some impressive planning and work ethic. Too bad it was for being a complete scumbag.

I can no longer find the original photo that was discussed, but an incredibly superfit friend (she is a fitness trainer and has her degree in kinesiology) and I were discussing it yesterday, and she agreed with Khloe. I was shocked, but until she defined the optics of Khloe’s personal trainer and nutritionist, and the…

She looked fine, but not fit. Her stomach has obviously been lipo’ed. She otherwise just looked like a regular person in a really tacky swimsuit.

Unlike many commenters here, I typically have patience with the Kardashian family. They just don’t get under my skin much. But this shit is beyond the pale to me for some reason. I guess I hit my cap. The idea of a 37 yo woman hopping on Instagram live to “prove” her body actually looks a certain way is INSANE to me.…

Nobody cares that an unedited photo got out. The issue is that all the stuff she posts is so heavily edited it sets completely ridiculous expectations for some of the people who look up to her.

Well he did glare in North Korea’s direction that one time.