My husband asked me a few weeks ago if he could start wearing my caftans at home. He’s always liked the FREEDOM a dress provides. I told him to raid my closet anytime! I’m excited to see him floating around the house like some glamorous 60s Los Angeles divorcee with a martini in hand. 

This told me everything I needed to know:

Hey, if they’re good enough for Jim Kirk...

I don’t entirely disagree, but at the same time, if someone wanted to sit naked in church, the proper response is “we’re glad you attended to learn about Jesus” not a commentary on their outfit.

Well, lady, you are in luck, because the Bible actually specifically addresses this issue! Let’s crack open the good book and see what you and your sons should do!

Jesus H. Christ, why are you so offended, random internet person? I even say “do you” at the end, indicating people should do what they want. I know no one cares about my opinion and not once did I say people shouldn’t wear leggings.

I think it depends on your parish. I grew up going to a flip-flop accepting church. A few years back I went to my niece’s first communion at an old school Italian Catholic parish and a few people gave me attitude because I was wearing pants. Needless to say I now make absolutely sure to wear pants whenever I am forced…

Lesbians can be around women in leggings or short skirts and not turn into rape monsters. Maybe the problem isn’t the leggings or the skirts?

I am Mom.

I think SHE cares a little too much about her son’s boners.

A middle-aged woman staring at young women’s butts sounds like the prelude to an interesting midlife crisis

Charming, yes, but knowing exactly how to move Tommen from Camp Mom into Camp Hot New Wife.

lol. What are your thoughts on jeans at the gym?

I mean she needs something to do when not speaking to managers at various stores and restaurants, or trying to use the school board to wage her personal vendettas against a coach or teacher.

Ding ding, someone go back in time and tell those alter boys to wear less provocoatuve clothing maybe they wouldn’t have been molested!

“blackly naked rear ends”

Because women don’t exist unless they are somehow attached to a man...:/

To my shame, my friends and I did something similar to this in middle school (early 00's). A few years into high school, one of the girls told me that she knew about it and that it hurt her deeply. I remember feeling just absolutely awful about it (surely not as bad as it probably made her feel as a 13-14 year old…

I was already dying at “Faberge Organics”. That was my shampoo back then.

I’m fine with Billy primarily being character context for Max.