I love his music, so this is disappointing. I never really thought of him as somebody I’d want to spend a lot of time with because he comes across as an egomaniacal manchild, but I could still enjoy his work. But there’s a big difference between being a garden variety dick, and being abusive, not to mention engaging wi…

Wait, it gets better. A couple of weeks ago there was a Jez post with a typo that changed his name to Crisp Rat. The author liked it and kept it in the article, and now I think of this every time I hear his name.

If I had a dollar for every time a short person told me that I didn’t need high heels, I’d have a few new pairs of heels.

It looks like Kanye is about to lunge at the photographer. Run, Timmy, run indeed (and take Pete with you).

Dude had a voice like butter, smooth and rich.

My friend lost a child to a very aggressive strain of strep throat. This teacher did the right thing and it infuriates me that she is being punished.

Off topic, but I gotta tell you that, to me, nurses are superheroes. My mom died aged 52 after being sick for over 30 years, but she never would’ve made it that far if it wasn’t for the nurses. My mom lived just long enough to see her kids grow up because of people like you.

But 10 out of 10 times you stepped up, and that’s what matters.

“The Constitution prohibits a religious test for holding a public office and so we’ll let the other critics roll off our back, but this criticism of Christian education in America should stop.”

That sounds incredible, but no, mom didn’t let me play with the stemware. 

I would use the empty bladders from my mom’s boxed wine to make waterbeds for my Barbies. This was okay because it was the 80's.

She needs to be in more things so that we get more opportunities to marvel at her red carpet looks (and also because she’s awesome).

If I were a man on that staff I would insist on having my DNA sampled to prove that it wasn’t me.

I prefer to twirl in my gauzy white dress. It helps me deal with my womanly moodswings.

Oof, those hair extensions are ridiculous.

I always think that they mean “dickhead”.

Daaaaamn Gina, that’s a fine looking cat.

Friday the 13th Part 47: Jason vs Xenu

Try it with some vodka and Kahlua.

But then the narcissist wouldn’t be able to tell everyone about how kind they were to a stranger at a grocery store. It’s cruel to take away a narcissist’s bragging rights, it’s all they have.