Burn After Reading?

FFS, the Queen cannot override the rules of succession, that’s Parliament’s job. If you’re going to report about the Royal Family, do some bloody research.

Goddammit, Zoe Kravitz looks gorgeous even when she’s in a ratty housecoat.

I am so trying that!

It would be good camp. Sadly, I doubt that camp is Puffy’s bag.

Maybe he was going for Captain from Captain and Tenille?

Because disrespecting the flag by way of peaceful protest (that has nothing to do with the flag) and opening fire on people in a house of worship are equally bad. Bad people on both sides.

Two armed police officers were shot during this incident, so I’m having a hard time believing that a security guard would’ve made much of a difference. But, you know, we gotta blame the victims somehow.

If you have a weird sense of humour, I recommend the entire book. Kids books are the best.

Although I’m sure that the shoes come with a four-figure price tag, they look cheap as hell. Why splurge on designer shoes if you end up looking like you hit the clearance aisle at Payless?

A 45 year-old dating somebody over 30 is operating within the rule of sevens, so I’d say you’re good.

I avoid criticising somebody’s appearance (unless it’s what they’re wearring, because that’s a choice), but in her case I believe that her appearance is the result of her ugly thoughts.

Dig out “Celebrity Skin” while you’re at it.

“My dick is racist.”

I didn’t love their first album, but Blind Melon’s second album, “Soup”, is one of the best releases of the mid-90's. Shame that the label stopped promoting it when Shannon Hoon died. That album is a real gem.

That’s a fantastic idea for a costume.

I think it’s pronounced “violent fuckwitt."

I also want to be Serena. Not just at Halloween, but all the time.

I once saw a photo of a white guy dressed as Little Wayne. He had a tank top, baggy jeans, face tatoos, a trucker cap, and a wig. No blackface. I knew what he was going for and I’m old and not into hip hop. I thought it was a pretty good costume.

Came here to say this. I’m a fairly sheltered, middle-aged white woman and even I know that I don’t get to decide if something is racist.