Simone’s response was perfect. I admire her even more now.

He’s over it. I caught an accoustic set a few years back and he covered “Run to You.”

The girl in the shirt informing us that she’s a future POTUS is giving me life.

There are some cities where women have started all-woman taxi services. Women drivers for women passengers, reducing the risks to both. Of course, some dudes lost their minds and said it was sexist... sigh.

I love Mystic Beach, but have heard more than a handful of creepy stories about that place. I guess some names are earned.

Ghosts or no ghosts, I will show up for full-sized chocolate bars. Those kids were wusses.

Add White Noise to the list. It didn’t get a lot of love, but I enjoyed it. Besides, it’s October, so you gotta add at least one creepy flick.

Oh no!! I actually enjoy shrooms, on occassion, but take extra care to avoid mirrors.

Not going to lie, I loved Barbie as a kid (I’m also white so it was also an uncomplicated relationship, although I would’ve loved a red-haired Barbie). I was a lonely kid, then I was a poor kid, and through Barbie I could live my dream life. I would pretend that my Barbies were this super solid girl crew who did everyt…

That’s sweet of your friend’s mom, who I don’t blame for declining the ghostly offer.

Can we also all agree that there is a huge difference between an emotional support animal and a trained service animal?

I knew it!

Oh no. There is no way I would’ve made it down that hall. Nope, nope, never. It would’ve been plastic sheets for me until I moved out.

They say everybody has a phobia, mine is pretty weird. For as long as I can remember, I’ve been terrified of mirrors in dark rooms. I avoid entering them if I can, and if I must be in one, you couldn’t pay me enough to open my eyes before the lights go on. I have no mirrors in my bedroom, and I’ve even been known to co…

Starred for using “santorum” in a sentence correctly. 

Snooki’s kid looks cute. I’d rather see a somewhat “disheveled” kid that actually looks, you know, like a kid, than an overly-preened mini adult who isn’t allowed to tear around and play lest her updo get ruined.

Patton Oswalt is such a gem.

Why didn’t he ask Lady Gaga?

Is Lady Gaga crying over James Woods’ locked twitter? I’m old and confused.

He could easily transition to a career in fitness. He lives in Southern California, FFS, where there is always a market for a new pilates or crunk-fit instructor.