That one Pissing Contest where people shared tales of horrible celebrity encounters was the best!

There are also a few commenters who, in their quest to be crowned the wokest of them all, will jump all over you even if your opinion is not contrary. I really dislike judgemental people who are quick to assume the worst about everybody, so why would I put myself out there? Life is stressful enough as it is.

I was a teenager at the time, so I didn’t see the big problem because a 21 year-old seemed like a grown woman to me. Now that I’m in my 40's I realize that she was practically a kid.

It’s Yoko, so a cat or a goldfish would be too normal. She’d probably opt for a pet shadow, or a pet breeze.

Also, the presence of competent defence attorneys greatly lowers the risk that a conviction will be overturned on appeal.

How about St Francis via an animal motif?

Wear whatever shoes you want, but never let the insecurities of short men dictate your choice of footwear.

I think that old Hollywood had a lot of sympathy for Polanski because he was a Holocaust survivor whose pregnant wife was brutally murdered. Perhaps there’s a new guard who understands that while these awful events were likely contributing factors, they do not excuse the fact that he raped a kid.

How about it gets classified as child abuse , because that’s what it is?

It’s certainly one of the high points. That is, until they reach school age and refuse to wear anything but sweatpants and minecraft t-shirts.

I watched “Can I Be Me?” a couple of months ago, and it was just so sad. I never knew that she was so funny, or that she was often as insecure as the rest of us. I was never a huge fan (but could never deny that her voice was otherworldly in its beauty), but came away from that film thinking that she seemed like a…

Uh-huh. He likened a 14 year-old girl - a kid, ffs - to a baby deer. So disturbing.

Hmmmm. He chooses partners based solely on their looks and ended up married to somebody who screwed him over. It’s almost as if these two things are somehow connected.

My guess is that she’s black, a former stripper, and unashamed - therefore, some awful people think that she must be an unfit mother. I mean, what kind of terrible woman plays dress-up with their kid? Besides most mothers everywhere.

Or those stupid frilly headbands.

That sounds just awful, and scary. I’m glad that you got away.

Sadly, I think that the only way R Kelly will be charged is if he starts sexually abusing white women.

Because, yeah, the prosecutor is the asshole here. Sure, Bill.

Cat in the Hat. Oof. I’d blocked that garbage from my memory. So bad, it’s somehow worse than The Love Guru.

I’ve always wondered if The Love Guru was the result of Myers having to fullfill some contractual obligation. You know, like Neil Young’s Screaming Pink albums, but in movie form.