“We’ll burn that orphanage when we get there.”

Agreed. The only unacceptable noise in a bathroom is talking. Virtually everything else is permitted and sometimes hilarious. Stifling a laugh is just common courtesy. But it’s a bathroom. Where else am I supposed to go to rip ass?

I thought the lat/long comment was good. This is best.

Now this is a smart comment.

Somewhere Goodell is fuming that someone would have the gall to have fun in a sport he doesn’t preside over. I have never and will never care about the teams he’s played for, but Beltre will always be the most fun baseball man to watch.

Beltre saving Jose Bautista’s ass after Rougned Odor socked him in the face was an act of human kindness.

• Utah – Yes. Utah and Kentucky are neck and neck on my “I have an unreasonable urge to witness this state in person” list.

Oath of enlistment:

Go figure. When you get old enough to take advantage of the social safety net, you may start to realize how it could have benefited you long before.

I live in Georgia. In 2016, I requested an absentee ballot at least four weeks ahead of the election. It didn’t show up until two weeks after it. Ended up just going to the polls in person. Go figure.

On a related topic, I’d recommend anyone into the history of the US Navy read Six Frigates by Ian Toll. Really interesting story of the start of the US Navy leading into and during the Quasi-War.

Rewatching this 50 times and only paying attention to the USMNT players’ individual reactions is the best thing I’ve done all day.

That’s hard to watch. At least the Seahawks trainers were good enough to get out there to tend to the opponent before the ball was even called dead.

Comment of the year right here.

After all, Nike is the Greek goddess of victory. She was close to Athena, who was the goddess of wisdom and strategic warfare.

I work in the search industry. It’s hard enough explaining how SEO works to even halfway intelligent people who want to understand. And there’s no hope in trying to explain the nuances of Google’s algorithm to Uncle Bob at Thanksgiving when he spouts his garbage after Natty Lite number 15.

Fukunaga’s direction was great, but to a point I agree. Pizzolatto took years to fine-tune season one. However, the cast and crew he had around him actually shooting the thing was fantastic. Then HBO asked him to spit out another story as intriguing as season one in a matter of months, and overall it was about meh as…

This pun is sincerely more clever than it deserves to be.

+1 Manny

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