Julian Peterson, 6'3", 240. Muscle density is a hell of a thing. So is lying.

JFK also had Addison’s disease, which comes with a ton of horrible symptoms, including back pain.

It’s only January 8th. Save some room for the rest of us in the comments.

This is a criminally underrated comment.

No snark intended, but I’d be curious how that could be argued since the cop sure as hell won’t be tried for murder.

Every single voter who cast a ballot for Simonds can claim that his or her vote tipped the whole thing. This statement is an objectively stupid observation, but it’s fun to think about.

You assume that if anyone says the word “alien” to him, he doesn’t just start screaming “ILLEGALS” without hearing “extraterrestrial” in context.

This take is not appreciated enough.

Yertle vs. Bannon will be popcorn heaven.

As a lifelong Braves fan, this is conflicting. One the one hand, NL East players who are a threat are or will soon be out of the way regardless of the club’s inevitable failure. On the other hand, it’s gifting yet another division title to the Nats next year.

I’m from GA, too. There’s a reason our unofficial motto is “thank god for Alabama.” Mississippi might be able to move up to 49th on the list of best states after this.

Nah, we run around thanking Jack for making whiskey.

So no hideout element? Bummer, that’s one of the best parts of Whitechapel.

I’ve played Letters from Whitechapel before and enjoyed it. What’s different and slimmed down about this version? The way you describe it it sounds like the exact same game.

All while standing in front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson, who signed the Indian Removal Act.

I’ll gladly trade you Snitker for Girardi.

I can rest easy knowing I don’t need to read the rest of the comments. I will now close my laptop and take a leisurely stroll in the forest. Thank you, and take your star.

As a lifelong Braves fan, I have never been so angry at a sports team than the day they traded him.

+1 #2

That little step right before the announcer says “here comes Odor”