US Constitution, article 1, section 9: “The privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.”

You should have seen the original draft, where the girl was offering the bull a Pepsi.

the world has changed very much since the bull was originally placed. To me it no longer symbolizes “the resilience of the American market”, but rather, the greed and selfishness of Wall St. and their complete disregard for the middle class, trampling over them to get more money in their pockets.

Well, in his defense, they are the best place to buy Holocaust Cloaks...

I saw the Spin Doctors there in 1998.

She is not a merciful God.

Like seriously. Who the fuck takes a PR disaster for your company and decides “Hey lets just come out talking like an abusive husband and blame the victim for needing to be beat up. That’ll make everything better!”

I hope this somehow involves Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, and the ghost of Leslie Nielsen

United Airlines spokesman Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. stated that forcible removal is standard protocol when an involuntary volunteer refuses to comply with a volunteering order.

It seems like it’s the same type of people who ask why there isn’t a straight pride parade.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

And this is a problem why? This guy is perfectly okay with allowing business to refuse to hire gay people, but stop the presses when they refuse to hire a bigot.

“We never covered this in class.”

He’s never had pets, has he? What does that tell you?

God I CANNOT with (white) people and the “the POTUS doesn’t really have any power and we’ll all probably be fine.” I am a straight, cis, white lady in CA and if I had a quarter for every very person that tried to tell me to calm down because my life will most likely not drastically change I would have a very large…

Every time I’m reminded that she’s from Jersey it pisses me off.

The moment when she got read for the absurd liar she is: Anderson doesn’t  say a thing, he just reflexively can’t stop laughing at her (though finally he blurts out, “This is so stupid!”). Anyone who hasn’t seen this, let this minute and a half brighten your day....

This. Is. Hilarious.

It’s mourning in America!