Every time I see your picture I smile. I wish I was able to work on Awesome Show long enough to meet the good doctor, but alas. I could not.

Only if 21 is old. My mom loved Destiny's Child though, I know my shit haha

Does the fact that no one else got this joke mean we are old?

Her talent (or lack of it) has nothing to do with her victory - this is Eurovision, where the songs don't count and everything is based off of regional politics.

And she looks joyless, too. Like, "this is what my career has come to?"

SAY CULTURAL APPROPRIATION AGAIN MUTHA FUCKA

Here's a fun anecdote:

Basicallllly I was in an Uber with two friends and we started talking about music and the driver decided to share his opinions about big pop stars of our time, which meant that of course we got to Beyoncé. Naturally the driver had thoughts, but his were based on his allegations that he used to be Solange's driver but…

I was getting genuinely choked up watching the voting because of how emotional and grateful Conchita looked every time she got points. I think she was expecting this kind of ignorant hate and seeing an outpouring of love from the voters and everyone in the arena was lovely and awesome!

It's not a bathroom story, but these remind me of one of my SO's worst restaurant experiences. He was a manager working at a nicer (20-30 an entree) bar/restaurant in a city known for it's older, wealthy population. At a table near the middle if the restaurant was an older man and his plastic, much younger gf, and…

I think it's pretty much about human decency, no? If the place stopped seating people at 10 pm, and you're at your table just hanging out and it's 11:30, I would think a decent person would leave so that the numerous people sitting there annoyed and staring at you can go home. It's your right to be an asshole and sit…

People will sometimes try to flush broken glass down the toilet at work, which means we bartenders have to go in the toilet and fish it out. We wash our hands copiously, of course, but really don't blame us if you get sick.

You are the type of bigshot that is simply begging for your food to be messed with.

This post just kinda reinforced my notions that people are assholes to people in the service industry. NOTE TO ASSHOLES: if you are the last table in the restaurant, it's time to go. Does not matter if you've been there for only 5 minutes and it's the anniversary of your first spit-swap. You are holding up a bunch of…

I don't understand the prudish claim. You can be comfy with your body and not necessarily want close up images of your vagina/vulva all torn and bloody after just having a baby pushed out of there, or wish to inflict that on others. Or anything else that may have come out too whilst pushing. Others milage may vary,…

Anyone who points a camera at my vagina is soon to be the proud owner of a broken camera.

My thought, too, and I'm glad I didn't. Cultural appropriation is an important topic, unfortunately sometimes it seems that people are looking at the world through outrage goggles and seeking to classify every cultural exchange as appropriation.

I've never had someone so succinctly summarize my fears of not only falling into gender stereotypes and adopting a second shift out of necessity, but of being loathed by society should I fail to do so. Thanks!

The "I hate my son" one isn't funny at all; it's heartbreaking. And the "I regret having them every single day" one, over the beautiful photo of those adorable little boys, is incredibly sad as well. In fact, I find most of these more sad than funny. I think these women must be in a lot of pain to put these posts up…

Some of these make me very sad. I will just hope they were having a super bad day. But yes, my kids totally ruined my body.