does anyone actually want/need the will and grace reboot back in their lives (having said that, yes, i always support Megan Mullally making money)

Lord Darnley, the second husband of Mary Queen of Scots was epically butthurt that she wouldn’t grant him the Crown Matrimonial. This would have given him equal power with her and meant he got to keep the throne if he outlived her. As she also had a strong claim to the English throne, this was a big deal. …

So, in British history, there has never been a simultaneous king and queen?

Damn how entitled do you have to be to be butthurt about not being a KING? Bitch, do you know how kings are made? Not by being a whiny lil jerk, I’ll tell you that much...

Dukes of Hazard actor Tom Wopat was arrested for indecent assault and battery and misdemeanor coke possession.

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

Beautiful.

Dead to me. She knows what she did.

I don’t care how mind numbingly stupid this movie looks, I want to see it.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Are you alright, Melania?

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

It makes sense to me. She was groomed. He was a predator.

making the correction now, spellcheck is trying to kill me, it was “genteel.”

In a bathhouse.

Dude, you like my song! You are so lame!

My heart just grew three sizes.

I’m so glad I clicked on that