“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.

FUCK great question. my ideal isabella would be gaby hoffmann from transparent. lord willing they will NOT give it to gaga.

Who will play Isabella Blow?!?

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

For real! I just told my boyfriend the same thing. I’m not saying that there is an amount of money that would make me sleep with Trump (there is. It’s roughly around the amount I need to pay off my student loans). We all know he can do better than 10,000 dollars and I would have laughed in his face over that amount.

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.

I’d rather just have a dude grab me by the pussy and be done with it. Being grabbed by the brain sounds like it would have more long-term and possibly deadly consequences.

jesus I told myself I would read one more of these before bed WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS ONE!! excellent story

I want to hear the other stories!

This isn’t my story, personally, but it’s one that has kicked around my family for so long that it definitely feels like it’s mine. It’s been told and re-told, but I do think that the central details are very solid.

Okay, so this may not be the scariest story ever, and none of you will ever see it because I’m as gray as they come, but it is 100% true and you can make of it what you will.

I was 16 and it was 1999 and I was SO excited to have the internet. Every night, I would wait for the dial-up modem to fire up (after multiple fails) so I could ICQ or explore chat rooms late on school nights in our living room in the dark. Our CPU tower sat on the desk next to the monitor. One night, while I was…

My husband and I bought our house about four years ago. We knew at the time that the former owner died in the house, but it didn’t really bother us, as we’re not the type to believe in spiritual things.

When I was 7, my older sister, who was 11, started telling this story about a disembodied green hand she’d see floating in her closet at night, if she left the door open. She made up shit all the time and didn’t seem to be actually afraid of anything, so my parents, my younger brother and I just chalked it up to…

Gonna share some fun ones from my childhood home.

Here’s my scary story: