She only became Dennis when Dennis wasn’t being Dennis. Perhaps Dennis is a symbiote that affects one person at a time, and is transmitted through Range Rovers.

I think most people just want to forget that he was a rappist.

The rule requiring cable companies to swap out the U.S. broadcast for the Canadian is the real culprit. It encourages Canadian broadcasters to simulcast U.S. programming instead of developing their own. The CRTC should get rid of the rule across the board, not just for the Super Bowl.

She still had a better Ryder Cup than Mickelson.

I enjoyed the old oil man sketch.  The rest was pretty forgettable.

This could ruin his chances of coaching girls’ basketball.

There’s a major blow-up coming between C.C. and Lori. Between his feeling belittled by the director and emasculated by Dorothy, he will not want to take another loss.  I can’t see it ending well for her.

The Vandal Bonfire is a long-standing tradition 

Actually, this is about Washington’s NFL team, the Seahawks.

“Spooge” AKA Howard Hamlin.

It sounds almost identical to the original. What’s the point of a cover, if you are just copying the original, note-for-note, instrument-for-instrument?

I think the league is fine with losing a few defensive players if it means keeping marquee quarterbacks playing.

That country once ruled half the world.

“The Brooklyn Nets, Los Angeles Clippers and New York Knicks.”

Or, contact the police.

What is the title of the German translation?

Idiots. Everyone with half-a-brain knows that sharks live in tornadoes, not hurricanes.

The controversy stems from an exchange during the second set, when Ramos penalized Williams for receiving coaching.

What happened to him buying the Chicagoist and using it to advance candidates? It’s been months and there hasn’t been a single new post or tweet. Is he waiting for next year’s local elections, or did it fall through?