It’s a bad rule, but they should all know how it works after Calvin Johnson and Dez Bryant. Coaches should be instructing their players that if you extend the ball immediately after making a catch, you need to bring it back to your body before you go to ground. You can’t be leading with the ball as you go to ground,…

I’m hoping that’s where the Gabriel story is going. He got an infection while covered in zombie guts, and now seems to be improving, under the care of the doctor and Eugene. His recovery may be the key to finding a vaccine for the virus.

The dates are all wrong. They seem to be pointing to the date of the first allegation against each man. That has already happened with Trump.

I’d like to see Catwoman and Batman team up to take on Storm and Daredevil.

It doesn’t. Fox has the distribution rights, but George Lucas has final say on the cut. He retained that in the sale to Disney. Fox could sell their distribution rights to Disney, but not the right to distribute a cut that is not approved by Lucas.

Colin Kaepernick would have won at least 16 games for Jacksonville by now.

What should I do with all the bodily fluids I’ve been collecting from my relatives over the past few months?

Don’t worry about Tamron Hall, she has a new show coming out, produced by one of the biggest producers in Hollywood.

Move Thanksgiving. You should celebrate it in early October, like normal people.

Nazi Superman.

The Kardashian curse extends to the Jenner girls.

This is worse than either:

Rick may have gotten himself captured on purpose, because he feels like he’s losing his grip on reality (he saw a helicopter), or he knows that Daryl is right that they need to kill everyone they can on the Saviors’ side, and he will be liability because he is having a crisis of conscience.

Steroids were made illegal by MLB in 1991.

Did MLB have a rule against amphetamines back then?

He thought he was shooting above the traffic because he was 28'3" above the ground.

I hope Lin Manuel Miranda shits in Larry’s pool next week.

Tyrod Taylor’s career rating is higher than Kaepernick’s.

Where is George Takei blaming Russian bots?

It goes both ways. If a man sends a dick pic to a woman and the woman shows it to her friends, the woman has committed a crime.