Oh, please. Virtually everything that Deadspin publishes has already been on other sites, including this story.

Now, two NBA franchises in Texas are owned by reality TV stars.

The difference between the U.S. Virgin islands and the British Virgin Islands has convinced me that the American Revolution was a mistake.

Yes, we’re acquainted:

Is that against the rules?

We all understood what she meant, but thank you for taking the time to explain it to us anyway.

Brienne is making those giant babies with the Hound.

I find it odd that none of the judges on America’s Got Talent are from the U.S.

Because losers from the qualifying and group stages of the Champions League drop into the Europa League. You could have a situation where a team has to drop out, mid-competition.

He shouldn’t have shaved the beard.

You have it backwards. The lawsuit was served on Neymar on August 11. He knew about it before he made those remarks. The remarks are a reaction to the suit, not the other way around.

Protection against sunburn.

A commissioner’s job is to be hated, so much, that fans forget about hating the owners. He takes all the heat. Remember how much David Stern was hated. It’s no different with Bettman in the NHL. Right now everyone is up in arms about the NHL not allowing its players in the Olympics, but it’s not the owners…

Oh, I see the paid, eclipse glasses industrial complex, shills have shown up.

“JFK sent us to the Moon”

Yes.

Riley Cooper didn’t get punished by the league, after the Eagles levied a fine. I could see it being similar.

Can Tim Tebow dunk?

The three guys dunking were dunking on a ten foot rim, just like the NBA. The seven guys hitting home runs probably weren’t hitting them over a fence that was 400 feet to centerfield.

How far was the fence? The fence in my high school park it was 240 feet.