Mark Geragos was Winona Ryder’s lawyer when she was convicted of shoplifting, Scott Peterson’s lawyer when he was sentenced to death, Chris Brown’s lawyer when he was convicted of assault, and Ke$ha’s lawyer when she lost against Dr. Luke. If he’s the best lawyer that they can afford, they are either not rich or not…

It’s not like this is his first offence either. He hasn’t been caught gambling before, but he has a long history of trouble both on and off the pitch.

Cosby continued: “I think about walking out on stage somewhere in the United States of America and sitting down in a chair and giving the performance that will be the beginning of the next chapter of my career.”

I would have given extra points for Danny Duberstein

He won’t quit. He’s just throwing a temper tantrum, like all those people who threatened to leave the country if Trump/Clinton/Obama etc. won.

I don’t see how this would have helped Thompson. She moved the ball several inches

It could be anyone. They were in a hotel room, so they could be in town for a Browns workout.

Still not as embarrassing as this:

Unlike most women entering politics, Le Pen didn’t have to work twice as hard to be seen as half as legitimate because her last name meant she deserved to be there.

Rick Renteria isn’t white?

Obligatory reminder of Elizabeth Warren.

Actually, it’s more like chopped fruit that the machine squeezes into juice. People are finding they can squeeze it just as well by hand.

Don’t retaliate. He threw a punch. Even in the playoffs, you are asking for a call. A hit in the course of the action may, or may not, get called. A retaliation punch will always get called.

We have not even begun working on details for this trip.

Even Hitler never posted meme videos.

Why didn’t United just sweeten the deal by offering him a Pepsi?

The Raptors will be sitting most of their starters.

The slugs have just as much right to be here as we do. Enough with the slug-shaming!

Or this: “The restaurant’s assistant manager Mark Hunnybun” 

His entire career has been defined by whether his shotmaking can overcome his putting. Yesterday, for the first time in a major, it did.