Calling someone a dipshit is not treating them with respect. It’s one thing to be polite. It is another to freak out anytime someone has an opinion that doesn’t conform to left-wing orthodoxy.

I hope they start tracking the health and mortality of the people who live there year-round, and eat the fish out of the water or draw their drinking water from it. I feel bad for the athletes, but this is just shining a light on an already existing problem. The water will actually be cleaner during the Olympics than…

She will do for women what Barack Obama has done for black people.

Adjusted for inflation, it would be the second highest fee, behind Ronaldo’s 2009 transfer.

Hillary Clinton will do for women what Barack Obama did for blacks.

I read this article as though “Donald Trump Jr.” was Anthony Weiner’s nickname for his penis. The quote makes a lot more sense that way.

When I was a younger, I went grocery shopping with my granddad. The woman in front of us had too many items, so he pointed to them and started counting “one, two, three ...”.

Putin strikes again.

He final four were: Former competitive swimmer, Robby; Former football player, Jordan; Former member of the military, Luke; and Medical sales rep, Chase. Only one had a current job.

But, he’s related to Hil... Oh wait. I just got it.

ABC was okay with Shonda Rhimes, Kerry Washington and Viola Davis making a Hillary ad, but they don’t want any Republicans.

Not so nice when it happens to you guys, eh?

If she’s trying to steal the news cycle, Tim Kaine won’t do it.

Thugs. That bench belongs on the grass!

To be fair, Kirby does like like he could be a Pokemon:

“If she was a volunteer for the campaign, then there should have been no job to resign from”

Citizens United was about the right to to express political speech through the purchase of ads.

Kary Mullis, who won a Nobel Prize in chemistry was an AIDS denialist.

They actually passed a law banning discrimination of LGBT people this year.