She will do for women what Barack Obama has done for black people.

Adjusted for inflation, it would be the second highest fee, behind Ronaldo’s 2009 transfer.

Hillary Clinton will do for women what Barack Obama did for blacks.

I read this article as though “Donald Trump Jr.” was Anthony Weiner’s nickname for his penis. The quote makes a lot more sense that way.

When I was a younger, I went grocery shopping with my granddad. The woman in front of us had too many items, so he pointed to them and started counting “one, two, three ...”.

Putin strikes again.

He final four were: Former competitive swimmer, Robby; Former football player, Jordan; Former member of the military, Luke; and Medical sales rep, Chase. Only one had a current job.

But, he’s related to Hil... Oh wait. I just got it.

ABC was okay with Shonda Rhimes, Kerry Washington and Viola Davis making a Hillary ad, but they don’t want any Republicans.

If she’s trying to steal the news cycle, Tim Kaine won’t do it.

Thugs. That bench belongs on the grass!

To be fair, Kirby does like like he could be a Pokemon:

“If she was a volunteer for the campaign, then there should have been no job to resign from”

Citizens United was about the right to to express political speech through the purchase of ads.

Kary Mullis, who won a Nobel Prize in chemistry was an AIDS denialist.

They actually passed a law banning discrimination of LGBT people this year.

Fred Rogers (Mr. Rogers) gave testimony in Sony v. Universal that was key to Sony winning, and home recording being allowed. He testified that the VCR could be a useful tool for parents to record his show, and watch it later. Universal had argued that there was no legitimate use and that people would record shows so…

One of those songs is a word-for-word copy of Single Ladies by Beyonce.

I’d go with JFK as the worst of the three, but it’s really like a three-way race for last place.