“I live in a rather special world. I only know one person who voted for Nixon. Where they are I don’t know. They’re outside my ken. But sometimes when I’m in a theater I can feel them.”

“The manager formerly known as “Jose Mourinho””

Aaron Murray’s brother won Andi’s season. I wonder if Aaron Brooks has a brother.

Still not as bad as this gem: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/stop-pretendin…

The company has gotten more than their money’s worth on this. Because he screwed up, it has gone viral.

The reason you anticipate that is because the venn diagram of criminals and people who want to remove powers from police has a pretty large overlap.

He has agreed to pay back the money. She fought it.

Mom jeans are loose. Those jeans are so tight she can’t even stand up properly.

Banning words is always doubleplusgood.

He’ll get nominated. She won’t.

He hasn’t taken a full swing since the operation. He said that today.

The people in the back couldn’t even see her. They were just kneeling because everybody else was.

I know what we’re all thinking: Mike Bloomberg.

I’m assuming the quotes aren’t from the suspect.

He’s more of a poop-joke specialist.

Republicans were more supportive of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 than Democrats. Goldwater went against his party to oppose it:

Cruz didn’t attack Trump until January. He believed that Trump would eventually flame out and he could pick up all the Trump supporters, so he didn’t want to be seen as adversarial. He badly miscalculated.

It’s not like the 76ers winning the NBA title. That would be about 300-1. The European soccer teams do not have drafts to encourage parity, and the top teams generally remain the top teams. Normally, the worst player on a top-four team would be considered superior to the best player on a relegation threatened team…

Did they market it for vaginal use?

Couldn’t Oprah afford to help them get health insurance?