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He hasn’t taken a full swing since the operation. He said that today.

The people in the back couldn’t even see her. They were just kneeling because everybody else was.

I know what we’re all thinking: Mike Bloomberg.

I’m assuming the quotes aren’t from the suspect.

He’s more of a poop-joke specialist.

Republicans were more supportive of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 than Democrats. Goldwater went against his party to oppose it:

Cruz didn’t attack Trump until January. He believed that Trump would eventually flame out and he could pick up all the Trump supporters, so he didn’t want to be seen as adversarial. He badly miscalculated.

It’s not like the 76ers winning the NBA title. That would be about 300-1. The European soccer teams do not have drafts to encourage parity, and the top teams generally remain the top teams. Normally, the worst player on a top-four team would be considered superior to the best player on a relegation threatened team

Did they market it for vaginal use?

Couldn’t Oprah afford to help them get health insurance?

The golf was rained out yesterday.

That thing that everyone guessed was going to happen, happened.

She actually says “Oh”.

John McCain thought that upset Hillary voters, particularly women, might abandon Obama and vote for him in 2000. That’s why he picked Sarah Palin.

They are against taking in someone else’s blood, but they can bank their own for elective surgeries. That shouldn’t have been an issue.

But sometimes people are just assholes.

I hated wind sprints. I’d rather jog for 45 minutes.

Joni Mitchell