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“There hasn’t been a defending Super Bowl champion with a quarterback question this glaring since, well, the last time the Broncos won and their QB retired.”

Trump’s pole is large and dynamic.

She’s the Hillary Clinton of the comedy world.

How much will Terry Bollea collect?

If your paycheck is based off your yearly salary, then it doesn’t matter how you are paid. You are getting screwed out of the extra day either way.

Move to Newark.

Blatt didn’t have Kyrie Irving, their second best player. The Cavs have a worse winning percentage under Lue, with Irving than under Blatt, without Irving.

White people rule.

Stylin’ and profilin’.

Hitler is a lot like Louis C.K.

Ten years ago, Manchester City wouldn’t have been in that room. Fifteen years ago, Chelsea wouldn’t. Aston Villa and Everton have richer histories, and could have been in that position with benevelent owners. Manchester United went 25 years between titles, including a relegation. In five years, Tottenham and West Ham

That guy who just got drafted is younger than me. What am I doing with my life?

Ken Starr didn’t recommend indicting Bill Clinton for his sex crimes either.

He’s more of a Biff.

That’s like making a new Star Wars movie where everyone forgets that the force exists.

I think it has something to do with wearing that skinny tie.

She probably saw his name on the screen.

She was a long-time resident of a rent-controlled apartment. They are the lucky ones.

That picture is not of Queen Elizabeth II.

What happened to this hot take, Albert?