If your paycheck is based off your yearly salary, then it doesn’t matter how you are paid. You are getting screwed out of the extra day either way.

Move to Newark.

Blatt didn’t have Kyrie Irving, their second best player. The Cavs have a worse winning percentage under Lue, with Irving than under Blatt, without Irving.

White people rule.

Stylin’ and profilin’.

Hitler is a lot like Louis C.K.

Ten years ago, Manchester City wouldn’t have been in that room. Fifteen years ago, Chelsea wouldn’t. Aston Villa and Everton have richer histories, and could have been in that position with benevelent owners. Manchester United went 25 years between titles, including a relegation. In five years, Tottenham and West Ham…

That guy who just got drafted is younger than me. What am I doing with my life?

Ken Starr didn’t recommend indicting Bill Clinton for his sex crimes either.

He’s more of a Biff.

I think it has something to do with wearing that skinny tie.

She probably saw his name on the screen.

She was a long-time resident of a rent-controlled apartment. They are the lucky ones.

That picture is not of Queen Elizabeth II.

What happened to this hot take, Albert?

The problem is mainly behind the goals. A hockey rink is about twice as long as a basketball court. The arena was built so that spectators could see both hoops. When it was converted into a hockey arena, the nets were pushed out, meaning that those above the net didn’t have a clear view.

The U.S. should finish second in that group. Colombia is tough, but Costa Rica isn’t exactly a powerhouse. The U.S. has won the Gold Cup five times, to Costa Rica’s zero. The fact that Costa Rica is ranked 31, to the U.S.’s 32, doesn’t make them the favorite.

He’s like school on a Saturday.

Vince Carter is there too.