Albert Brooks’ real name is Albert Einstein. His brother is Bob Einstein of “Super Dave” and “Curb your Enthusiasm”.

Canadian football developed independently from rugby. Over the years, it has become more like American football, but retains some rugby elements, primarily in the shape of the football and the placing of the goalposts at the goal line.

When they showed Ursula, I thought it was Hillary.

The paper also says that photos of the event—now evidently deleted—show people “with their foreheads covered in charcoal.”

That’s why she changed the date in the claim. Originally, she said it happened in August 2008. Cosby has shown he couldn’t have been at the Playboy Mansion then, so now she is claiming it was before that, but not stating the exact date.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

That makes no sense. If they did it on a fourth down play, the possession is going over to the defense anyway.

Dear Internet,

The only reliable source that Stephen A. Smith has ever had is Adrian Wojnarowki’s twitter account. The rest of the stuff, he just makes up.

She was actually making a joke. W.C. Fields use to turn down offers of water by saying “Fish make love in it”. They used the joke in one of the Indiana Jones movies too.

If you think that kissing your biceps should draw an excessive celebration penalty, why aren’t you calling Kaepernick out?

Home Alone on Mars.

Is Yasmin Vossoughian a replicant?

There really isn’t a lot you can do when you have to start off with brown. Nothing goes with brown. It isn’t even on the color wheel.

Jeffrey Maier dropped that home run ball, too.

For a second I thought it was the $35,000 model they have been promising. It would have been great at that price, even with the stupid doors. At $135,000? Not so much.

The best Disney soundtrack is The Jungle Book.

Not metal, but Maggot Brain by Funkadelic is an awesome song to play at a funeral. It’s a funky funeral dirge.