There really isn’t a lot you can do when you have to start off with brown. Nothing goes with brown. It isn’t even on the color wheel.

Jeffrey Maier dropped that home run ball, too.

For a second I thought it was the $35,000 model they have been promising. It would have been great at that price, even with the stupid doors. At $135,000? Not so much.

The best Disney soundtrack is The Jungle Book.

Not metal, but Maggot Brain by Funkadelic is an awesome song to play at a funeral. It’s a funky funeral dirge.

Chelsea Peretti plays the annoying woman. The actor you are thinking of is Andre Braugher.

The way Cam reacts, he appears to have heard it as “young”, even if that isn’t what was said.

Life is simple, but we insist on making it complicated

Hillary Clinton was politically active at that age, supporting Nixon against Kennedy.

Only if her birthday is between now and April. Otherwise, she was 19.

A teen-aged girl killed 260,000 Jews?

I haven’t seen that type of animosity on a cricket pitch since Wyatt employed bodyline bowling to hold Woodfull to 18 and a duck in the 1932-33 Ashes.

Bennett has actually been better than most of the guys ranked ahead of him there. Mike Muscala as number four?

That one sounds like a plea for help, or a seriously deranged person.

Revoke the Declaration of Independence and put Queen Elizabeth on all the money. It’s time to recognize that the republic has failed.

He first said it in 2009, so he would have been about 31.

If the cakes were baked at 350 degrees, why didn’t the fondant melt?

I just hope he never has to cover a baseball game.

There was a time in the 90s where players with completely full heads of hair, like Kobe or Chris Webber, would shave their heads to be ‘like Mike’.

The most astounding stat is that Chelsea has given up the most goals, and had the most saves, meaning they have also given up more shots than any other team.