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When Samson competed on Survivor, he was put into the “Brains” tribe.

There are plenty of guys who are just as athletic as them, but aren’t giants. If they took up soccer and played seriously, the national team could be on the top tier of national teams.

They were reported to have separated last year, but they never made it official.

There are some cats who look like Eric Dane. Those cats are not this cat.

He has an alibi. He was on the top bunk at the time.

“Look at me, my boob is out, y’all”

Progressive activists and religious fundamentalists are two sides of the same coin. They both believe in banishment and censorship, just with different goals.

I think they mean Irv Weinstein once ate there.

Frankie Grande is a celebrity? He was a contestant on a reality show.

He was banned for life. He died in 1951. His ban has been over for 64 years.

You could just check out a book from the library and copy it, word-for-word.

Great Wall of China: 5500 miles

Destination weddings are a different nightmare. Get ready for relatives who think the price is too high, and distant family and friends upset that they invited you to their big day and you didn’t return the favor.

Vendors all have a regular price-list, and a wedding price-list. D.J.s photographers, event spaces, florists, eveything. You can’t just go to a florist and say you like an arrangement. They will tell you you have to buy from the wedding collection, at twice the price.

TLC is basically a televised freak show at this point. Here are the actual shows they are playing in prime-time tonight: Eight-Limbed Baby; The Boy with the Giant Hands; Man with Three Legs.

Will Smith, Luke Wilson, Alec Baldwin and Albert Brooks? This movie is going to be hilarious.