Elizabeth Warren would take him to task over this in the presidential debate.

Elizabeth Warren is suing for plagiarism.

She was a suspect in multiple homicides and murders. The one she was convicted of was the murder of a police officer. She was one of four people in the car. Two others died and she claims they were the only ones who fired on the cops.

He was leading the race.

I'm surprised the Tigers don't extend further into Canada. All of southwestern Ontario used to be Tiger country, and that was when they weren't very good.

That's not how you do April Fools' Dukies.

I played against a one-armed golfer once and lost. He had a custom prosthetic that attached to his stump and held the club through the swing. I remember my asshole friend laughing when I asked the guy what his handicap was (he was a three).

Oh no! The internet has discovered Newfoundland, Canada's dirty secret.

He used to do that in warmups with Arsenal. I've never seen him try it in a game.

The Buffalo stations were anticipating this before the game and hyping it as a race to the bottom. It's not surprising that some fans ended up cheering the loss, but I suspect most of it was sarcastic.

At least hey let him speak complete sentences:

I like the idea, but a drawback would be the that looking at extra camera angles may increase the time for each replay. Of course, a definitive view may shorten it, but I think they should try it in pre-season first to see if it's helpful.

Talbot said McGinley already had the scratches on his neck when she first saw him

So, does that mean he's the new Top Gear host?

Broadchurch is an ITV show that is shown by BBC America, so BBC America may still show Clarkson's new show, even if it isn't a BBC show.

Realtors expect nosy neighbors to come by their open houses, and they're fine with it. An open house is good marketing for them in case any of them are thinking of selling as well. It isn't really a great way to sell homes. Most serious buyers make an appointment with their realtor.

He has the boorish manners of a Yalie.

He was never a good fit with LeBron. The fact that Blatt often sits Love in the fourth quarter of close games tells you all you need to know about how he sees it. Love has strengths (shooting and rebounding) and weaknesses (defense and athleticism). Cleveland doesn't need a lot of scoring when they have LeBron and…

The area around the Boleyn is almost completely populated by South Asians, and doesn't have a high crime rate. Your concierge was probably a racist.

Tim Hortons sells an "Iced Cappacino". It's really just an iced latte with an espresso shot, I believe. The customers were probably from Canada.