If you have a hundred guests, 95 of them will be taking pictures. Even if the official photographer gets nothing, you'll be covered.

Sorry, I'll pass.

Platini voted for Qatar to host the World Cup, so why would he change positions now. Coincidentally, a Qatari-owned company hired Platini's son as its CEO during the bidding process.

Don't get us started on the homo milk.

White people love to pull the race card on other white people.

Qatar gets to keep the World Cup. FIFA gets to keep their bribes. The slaves get to keep being slaves. Everybody wins.

Or Carmello's Knicks.

He should be the new White House Press Secretary.

If you want to allow women to have a positive body image, maybe it's time to stop picking apart the way women's bodies look.

No thanks. I'll pass.

Is Olbermann knitting his own ties now?

Or, it was the same dolphin and it really is racist.

And, they took one of the greatest teams ever, the Bulls, to six games in the final that year.

not to mention a wildly below-market rate $1 land transfer for 39 vacant parcels

Allardyce had his tongue firmly planted in his cheek when he said it. He has been called out on being a long-ball coach, most recently by Mourinho. He was making a joke about how tables have turned and now West Ham plays a more stylish game than some of the top teams.

Stern has made life miserable for everybody around him. He's probably an alcoholic.

Have you been taking PR lessons from James Dolan?

Have you ever spent an afternoon trying to explain puns to a preschooler?

I'd take Mahalia Jackson's version over either.

The IOC looks at it in a completely opposite way. They are interested in leaving 'legacy' infrastructure and consider it a negative if you are planning to use existing stadiums and transportation. They want to leave something behind. In December, they reduced the value they place on bids that promise to create new…