Jalopnik Community Hivemind Car-Buying Rules:

I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.

I need this button in my car. Don’t care what it does. It can turn on rear defrost, or put the car in Ludicrous speed.

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

Can’t decide what dumb thing to go with....

fake ram air scoops. Spending money to design something that looks functional, but is not, is always a waste of money