agreed. it’s horrible drivel. 

His music sucks.  

I was gonna say, Bruce Springsteen is terrible, his song are about losers for losers. He’s just trolling dipshits for money. Just like Trump.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

It is the best one ever, and it’s not close.

I like “it is what is is.” Nice verbal shrug action.

Beautiful special edition of the Mustang... but somewhere in the last few years I’ve truly fallen off the mainstream when it comes to car prices. To me, the Mustang has always been about affordable enjoyment for the masses. You get a sports car you can actually pay for. 50K for this (or a Camaro, for that matter)?

I like to use flavored ice to subtly alter the flavor of a drink over time. An ice sphere made with cold-smoked water will do wonders for a glass of whiskey. Or smaller cubes infused with angostura bitters and dropped into a gimlet, to slowly transform it into a Death On The Gulfstream.

Today is Serap’s birthday, so everybody wish him a happy birthday.

Great article!  Thank you for this story.

Leave your wife, don’t make her fight you for child support. All of you will be happier, including your child that might get a step father that loves them.

Yeah but it was Ronaldo who gave the ribbon to the reporter’s mom. 

But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion on how this NY coastal elite will contribute to them living off of NYC’s tax money. Already people are shitting on this as some kind of failure for Pelosi and…

She very nicely bridges that perceived weakness in Sanders’s politics, who was strong on progressive economic ideas but often failed to connect with minority voters because of a concern about playing so-called identity politics that comes when you directly appeal to the concerns of the people who make up a strong…

Easily remedied:

Try telling that to a Russian. They’re even crazier than the Americans that still think guns should be legal, which they obviously shouldn’t. Guns should be confiscated and banned. Not even talking about buybacks. Nope, we’re past that. Wholesale confiscation and if you refuse you are taking a risk with your life.…

Can we just drop tipping and make restaurant owners pay their employees a living wage? Build it into the price of the menu items. When people no longer show up because their Olive Garden meal costs too much then we can adjust or eat at home. Tipping that is expected is a ridiculous model.

Coonye’s disrespect for black lives in general, and black women in particular, has reach troll levels, which means we need to follow troll protocol.

Don’t recline your seat, you monster.