You just did exactly what the original comic was making fun of.

How nice for Jez to shit on a game that is played against oneself. It is a matter of physics, physicality, and geometry. I guess the whole drive for science for women is a farce here? Go paint your nails, ladies. This isn’t a feminist site, it’s a Men’s Right Movement product. They want to teach you how to contour…

The doubts had to be voiced at first by a person you would describe as a “rape apologist asshole.”

What you’re advancing here is a pretty plain “guilty until proven innocent” standard for cases of rape. If that’s what you believe, fine, but don’t be surprised when other people disagree. And it doesn’t make them “rape apologist assholes.” It just puts them in line with one of the key tenets of our justice system.