Stick a picture of Mary Fallin in there, and the Rogue’s Gallery will be complete.

Taylor Swift still hates the Biebs and it has nothing to do with his hair.

Thanks MOM! I could’ve looked like Brad Pitt.

That’s okay. We women don’t know what it’s like to automatically be taken seriously, either.

Don’t do it. I know I know “Back in my day we used to drive around in daddy’s truck sitting on his lap all the time!” Sure, the probability of you getting in an accident driving 100 yards is slim. But it is so so dangerous to have an airbag that close to an infants face. Instant death. Smashing of the skull. Just…

You SHOULD feel awkward what with all the drugs and rape you brought into the country. GOSH.