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One of the few functions that the Federal Government is explicitly required to perform is maintaining a border.  If both parties hadn’t been so hostile to that idea for the last 50 years, perhaps we wouldn’t need to build a wall, but here we are

It has worked awesomely in Venezuela!

California has been hostile to the idea of active forest management for decades, and now the bill is due.  If you don’t actively manage forests, especially in areas like this, horrible forest fires are possible.  It’s the same dynamic as the brilliant notion of taking down dams to help the snail darter population,

I think maybe you should get off the Internet for a while because it’s making you say stupid things.  The Extremely Online seem to be the least tethered to reality

If we’d just elected coronated Hillary none of this would be happening.  Oh and white males something something

I’m 100% ready for you and the rest of Greta’s flock to stop using fossil fuels

Let me know when black people join the cosplay/panic.  Most black people I know are too busy with their lives to join in.  For that matter most white people as well. 

Is that what happened?  I wondered, no new content for a week.  Well, nobody needed old yellering more than Splinter.  And nothing of value was lost.

So what exactly makes her Native American?  Is this one of those things where american liberals say that if someone says they’re something that they are then something?  I wonder if she needs more cred if she’ll also declare herself black, trans, and handicapped as well

Sorry about English being your second language.  Most people are racists, most people in other countries are racists.  Only the ultra woke american liberal thinks that Americans are uniquely racist, and people from other countries laugh at that

Have you ever been to another country?  I have news for you, they’re all racist.  Look at Canada, the prime example of Soy Boy liberalism, whose PM repeatedly wore blackface LESS THAN 20 YEARS AGO. Go on and find me a pic of Trump in blackface then explain how racist he is to me, and how Trudeau is a saint.

Perhaps she should not have claimed to be NA then doubled down on the claim when it came back as what 1/1000th NA DNA? Her problem appears to be that the kind of lies that promote people through Academia aren’t nearly as effective outside the ivory tower, and often can work directly against you!  Is there any part of

Pardon me if I can’t quite work up much sympathy for a bunch of wealthy white cosplayers having dramatic meltdowns in traffic

Only the extremely online give a fuck. Good for Vaginefeld. Most people who have IRL friends don’t stay mad about someone they’ve never met for 10+ years, but we have a new type of person who just isn’t happy unless they’re angry I guess!

Welp I guess that coal plant will have to shut down.  15 ‘buckets’ of coal is what, like 3 years worth of fuel?

They’re building coal burning plants faster than we can take ours offline, but by all means, fellate the chicoms for making the problem worse.

so your chart leaves out the last 8 years, in which China has experienced a ton of growth and a ton of CO2 emissions. China’s increase in CO2 output in the last 20 years dwarfs the reduction in CO2 across the 1st world. It’s purposefully misleading, sort of like talking about Terrorism in America and starting your

Watching liberals demand NO NUKES and on the other side of the sign say STOP GLOBAL WARMING shows their general inability to understand orders of magnitude or scale.  But hey, rich white people put a solar panel on their roof and cut the ring that their 6 pack of whiteclaw comes in

wow they got what, 4 million out of a world of 8 billion?  look out, world, here comes .0005% of the population!  That is, at least, until they discover beer, weed, and sex

because that would be rayces or something