candycorn33
My Head Is Shaped Like a Candy Corn (Hi Nolan!)
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What I’m saying is...Gen Z and Millennials aren’t exactly known for doing anything difficult, or uncomfortable. In fact, they’re so delicate that they demand the entire adult world become PG-13 when discussing anything that makes them feel bad. Not exactly the folk you want leading the revolution. What do we want!? EQU

Why is the young left such a cesspool of homophobic violence?

Oh, yes, we must all be terrified of the participation trophy generation.  Hey Mom, i got dressed up all in black and chanted about inequality or something!  Can I have more allowance now?   Yes dear, we told you, at age 35 we would give you another $50 a mo nth

One of the things I enjoy most about Gawker is how on one hand you have blog posts like this pining for socialist upheaval against dad the man, and on the other hand, multi page thinkpieces about how we’re all loading the dishwasher wrong and how you should feel bad about that, and how brave young people are changing

I mean, there’s absolutely nothing scary about Antifa. When they show up wearing a bunch of hockey gear they bought at play it again sports (or pinched from their more successful, engaged siblings that played sports), and beat up on unarmed old people, yeah I guess that’s kind of scary? Maybe? They get their asses

Nothing makes a white liberal angrier than a brown person working for a living.  It’s literal slavery!

Today’s American leftists, while no doubt a tremendously rage fueled group are lacking in some critical capacities to be able to lead or even participate in any kind of ‘worker violence’. I’m pretty sure the plutocrats are sleeping easy knowing the worst they face is ‘clapping back’ or maybe some angry tweets. No

You don’t care so much that you continue to follow me around!  Well done, not carer!

The urban elite just can’t stand the fact that they’ve been outvoted. Repeatedly.

You dont care so much you follow me around posting that.  You sure don’t care a lot!

It’s an endictment on public education in this country.  It’s a disaster, especially when it comes to teaching about how the economy works, and history. 

This almost makes up for you guys outing a gay man and subsequently being wrecked by him in court. Wasn’t that also the defense, that it was TRUE? With a nice side of pedophilia by AJ to make sure the court knew where your hearts truly lay

Yeah you guys sure showed Amazon.  Nothing like a white liberal to ruin economic opportunity for the brown people of the nation

There’s a chance (I’d say 50/50) of the dems getting control of the house/senate/white house in 2020. If so, there’s a much better chance that they spend 2 years focusing on gun control and reparations, and we see another 2010 style bloodbath handing the house and senate back to the republicans for another 10 years. 

You’re obviously a huge racist for pointing this out. Facts matter less than truth

Do the staff of kotaku actually enjoy playing games, or is the joy really more in shitting all over people and bitching about things?

What is the correct amount then? I’m sure a highly accredited blogger such as yourself knows exactly how much money should be spent and have operational plans available of how to use that money to do something other than line the pockets of our jet setting kleptocracy.  Wait, what’s that?  You really don’t?  huh,

It also betrays a total and complete (and quite frankly, embarassing) lack of knowledge of how Communist countries have been with environmental issues.  I’ll save the smooth brains a lot of googling here:  they’re really, really bad.  100x worse than the US and other first world countries.  Hand the stewardship of the

Hamilton- another solid entry. I’ve been wondering when someone was going to point this out - people’s dumb tweets have been used against them since there have been dumb tweets. A certain group of people are upset now because they don’t like the shoe being on the other foot. All this pissing and moaning about tweets

dude, there’s so much wrong there I dont even know where to start.  I’ll start with, Cingular is 1/2 of AT&T Mobility, not a competitor. If you don’t know that, i have serious doubts you ever worked at AT&T.