Remember when Deval Patrick was the smart money choice to run for president?  Good times.  He should run on a ticket with Andrew Cuomo, Dumb and Dumber 2020

I was referring to the average Starbucks customer versus the average Splinter commenter

You can WELL AKSHUALLY this all you like, but your candidates have spoken, loudly, on national television, about opening the borders and giving illegals free healthcare. I know those are very popular positions here, but really unpopular positions for the voting public. So either the Democrats are going to have to…

Buy a couple long USB cables as well.  Nothing worse than a stranger all over you because they only have a 3' charging cable

Decriminalizing illegal border crossings is open borders. It’s a cute trick to try, but it didn’t fool anyone, except, apparently, Democrat voters.

American voters aren’t going to be shamed into open borders, or free everything.  Keep trying though.

She has all the fierce moral urgency of Martha Coakley, with none of the charm

since it seems really important to you, enjoy

I had a boss a while back who was like this, it was a running joke in the group. We used to look forward to his emails about mundane things like training and policy updates because they would be so over the top.

Yeah not my best work.  I can’t help but encourage all the extra caremad hillary supporters who go to the trouble to reply just how much they don’t like hillary

Snopes... the same ‘fact checking’ website that regularly fact checks stories from Babylon Bee and other comedy websites

I’m going to apply for Hamilton Nolan’s job when he leaves. I already have the correct cranium and edgy opinions

I mean, you’re not wrong. Picking Trump out and imagining him to be unique in this regard is pretty silly though. I don’t think anyone who voted for him did it on the basis of his academic record, claimed or real, and visa versa, potential Trump voters didn’t decide to vote for the SLAY KWEEEEN instead because Trump’s…

You do you, friend

I’m reading Fall by Neal Stephenson right now. I’m about halfway through and struggling, it’s not as good as his previous works, it’s maybe more of a YA novel though not marketed as such. Maybe it’ll get better, so I’ll stick with it. I was a Regional Planning major, btw, one of the things that shaped my adult…

Why would I be butthurt though? Do you think it matters that Trump got shitty grades 50 years ago? Why? I’d be willing to bet that a very small percentage of leaders in the private sector or in government were academically successful in a way that would satisfy the smooth brained leftists of Splinter.  Of course, I…

I have family and friends that are evangelical Christians, and I have my whole life.  I’ve never once heard any of them (or in any sermon, sunday school session, or backyard bbq) say that they supported Israel because they wanted to bring about end times. That’s a creation whole cloth of the left.  They support Israel…

Republicans will do everything they can to make sure that Ms Cries At An Empty Parking Lot is made the face of the Democrats.

Trump’s so stupid that he ruined the coronation of Queen Hillary, the most qualified human being to ever live. Qualified at what, you might ask?  Well that’s just the sort of question a racist sexist homophobe would ask.  Shut up.

Huh, and here i was under the impression from reading Splinter and it’s broken brained commentariat that gun control was super bigly important. Big brave swalwell was going to ‘nuke’ anyone who dared to own a firearm once he was in charge. if gun control is so important, how come he couldn’t even get 1% support in the…