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My Head Is Shaped Like a Candy Corn (Hi Nolan!)
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Who even knew that Jon Stewart was still alive? I’m all for supporting the first responders to 9/11 and their families, but kind of hard to listen to a guy that would regularly mix news and humor, and if anyone called him out on his bullshit he would respond with “im just a comedian!”, part of the reason we are where

Yeah it’s an article of faith on the left that College > not College, but unless you’re going into STEM or an otherwise employable field, a trade is a much better bet from a financial perspective.  The joke is watching entire generations of very average people go hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to get a

Yes, we absolutely need word and thought crimes in the US.  Who but the leftist twitter mob to decide what we’re allow to think and say?  There’s no way this could ever come back to haunt anybody.  The Jacobins could not be reached for comment, however, as their heads are no longer attached to their bodies.

The leftist mob is tremendously effective at ruining peoples lives. Before one of you kool kids say this guy deserved to have his life ruined, consider what’s going to happen when the pendulum swings back in the other direction.

Feel sorry for your own kids.  Mine are vaccinated.

Your point is that you’re an anti-vax douschebag?  It’s an odd movement, i’ll grant you that, but i expect you fit right in

The terrible band that defeated Hillary Clinton, you mean.

Extra dumb for the Norwegians to prop up Iran given that North Sea Crude is one of their big exports. 

“Staunch Allies” you mean the country that donated 100 troops to OIF? I’m not sure how the US will ever do without them. Most of wealthy NW Europe wants NATO more as a way to tell the US what to do. The shame for them is that we now have a president who doesn’t give a shit what they think, and given their laughable

Or alternatively, everyone will just go along and do as they’re told.  It’s not like the Norwegians want to find themselves on the wrong end of a sanctions regime, or even worse, pay for their own defense.  Trump can basically do anything he wants here as long as he wants until the Senate tells him to stop.

Another anti-vaxer spotted!  Congrats on your terrible grasp of science and desire to be a contrarian douschebag

I want bernie to pimp walk onstage with the diamond tipped cane and everything.  where my money at bitch

When is the first debate?  can we mandate that all candidates wear pride uniforms?  Not some subtle pin either, I want full on rainbow suits and wigs on every candidate.  One free superdelegate to the first candidate to say SLAY KWEEN

Yes, nothing quite as terrifying as the Norwegians.  I expect a strongly worded letter that they then apologize for

Nah, if it’s proven that Iran attacked the carriers, that’s an act of war, under pretty much every agreed upon convention.  The issue for Iran is that there’s no one single authority that controls all military assets, much less the various military groups in the Gulf they support.  It could be any of 4 or 5 different

Agreed, with a policy that any Iranian Navy boat that comes within 2 miles of any non-iranian flagged ship gets sunk immediately.  It only takes a couple .50 cal rounds to sink a fiberglass hulled boat.

Trump has alienated his fanbase?  Do tell!  this is big news!

Oh, yes, very authentic, definitely the hallmark of a pale nordic woman who claimed to be native american so she could advance her career, then too goddamned stupid to just own it and admit her bald faced lie.  She’s got a lot of Bill Clinton in her, that one.

Just send up some Smoke Signals to him, lizzy

Yeah, she’s polling well now, and they’re all polling well against Trump, but the election hasn’t started yet. Every one of the Republican candidates polled well against him too, up until the time he focused on each one individually. As a person who wants to see Trump re-elected, i’d rather see him get to run against