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My Head Is Shaped Like a Candy Corn (Hi Nolan!)
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And now that AOC has explained that everything is literally free, we can do all this and more!

Also, the left seems to think political violence can never come around and gore their ox.  Given the fact that for at least a generation, there’s been zero focus on teaching history, you’re probably not terribly familiar with historical instances where a revolution started by the left just ends up with a bunch of dead

Let me help you; while you laugh uproariously about someone you perceive as a political opponent being assaulted, would you laugh the same if one of your own got the same treatment?

Looking forward to the gawker article about how hillarious it is when someone throws a milkshake in Ilhan Omar’s face. Oh wait, you’ll treat that like a hate crime and a sign of the deep seated racism that only the fierce moral urgency of pushing Israel into the sea will resolve.

HEY YOU GUYS LOOK HOW MUCH I DONT CARE ABOUT GAME OF THRONES.  I DONT CARE SO MUCH THAT I KEEP POSTING ON AN ARTICLE ABOUT GAME OF THRONES.  NOBODY DOESNT CARE AS MUCH AS ME!!!

Replying to people goofing on you about posting in a thread about a show you don’t watch is icing on the cake.  You are such a not caremad tryhard that you want everyone to know how much you dont care and you’re definitely not mad about a tv show

Yes, civilization should end because some poorly read millennials aren’t getting the precise measure of entertainment, in exactly the style that fits their lengthy requirements, and using the correct pronouns, that they believe they’re entitled to

Yet, somehow, people who claim to be not interested in GoT, or too poor to afford HBO, or so little time in their lives that they’ve literally never had an hour to spare, find time and interest enough to find a place to post angrily about it on the internet. That’s tryhardism and marks you as an absolute shit.

I’m really digging the GMG UNION badge on the various shitty stories today.  Maybe you can put it on your linkedin profile as a warning to future employers when GMG folds in a couple months

Sure it is, kid.  Sorry you’re a day late and built to stay that way

Oh, a generational insult by the most bitchmade generation in history, and you can’t even get it right. 

Your platform is as serious as 95% of the 279 people running for the Democratic nomination. Oh, while I was typing this the dog catcher in North Collins, CO declared she is running now too

She mad because there’s no drug to fix crazy eyes

Right, fair enough, but since Che Guevara wasn’t on the ticket you had to support someone.

“GOP not in line with public” well it’s a good thing that nobody in the GOP votes then I guess?  Like I said, when you spend all day vaping the concentrated essence of your own farts, you probably start to think everyone else thinks like you, and if they don’t, well, then, they don’t count.  It’s why y’all can’t get

Why do blue state Liberals always assume that everyone thinks just like them?  There are TONS of people outside of Brooklyn/SF that are really opposed to abortion.  This isn’t a case of a few people forcing their opinion on the rest.  There’s tremendous opposition to abortion.  For my part, i don’t believe that Roe

Hey Paul, did you ovulate when you saw Warren spitting truf to power?

So Trump is applying pressure while offering to talk, otherwise known as diplomacy. Lumpy headed leftists think Obama’s negotiation method of “Here, take billions of dollars and give me nothing in return” was going to be effective. I’ve posted this before, there isn’t going to be a war. The worst thing that will

I’m not sure what you’re trying to get at. Yes, the Carrier Group, aided by multiple American and allied air bases in the region pose a significant threat to Iran, and also to anyone who chooses to side with Iran. The rest of our blue water navy could easily deny Iran access to global trade.  The only thing of value

So what’s this? More making fun of queer people? About what i’d expect from a hateful bigot. You’re lucky i guess that American Liberals value Islamic Fundamentalism over LGBTQ rights. One day, I expect that’ll change, but for now that puts you squarely in the kool kids klub along with the PLO/PA/Hamas enforcers who