Perhaps that, but perhaps also because Jussie is guilty as fuck and everybody knows it, including the corrupt piece of shit DA who isn’t even trying to pretend this is anything other than her doing Jussie a favor

Trump knows this is an easy win for him. It’s obvious to absolutely everyone paying attention that Jussie is getting off scott free because of the political connections his family has. Trump can slam dunk on this for weeks, and the Chicago prosecutor can’t even say why she’s dropping all the charges. Seriously, listen…

“So popular”, yes, with a tiny segment of the voting population, which happens to be way over represented on Splinter Kids Newz

Boy oh boy you sure don’t want to look into what Communist countries did to their environments

Keep fucking that chicken and eventually one day the Mueller report might say what you imagined it would say.  Probably not, but keep fucking that chicken just in case

Not trolling.  Gawker will work their pudgy little fingers to the bone to narrow the field for Bernie.  The joke is, nobody who votes looks at this blog, and this blog’s most loyal readers are too stupid to figure out how to vote.

What a splendid idea, to have the Government fund and control the news. The one thing I admire about you Hamilton is that you’re a full throttle Stalinist, not just the parts of it that appeal to the typical brooklynite socialist. I eagerly look forward to your young adult think piece about why the liquidation of the…

If MPR didn’t Gawker would have had to.  After all, Klobuchar is neither Bernie nor AOC so the Vanguard must protect the revolution from her

Oops!  There goes another non-Bernie candidate under the bus!

Wow you guys sure are mad that a story made up with great haste to cover up for Democrats running a historically bad candidate (who was familiar with neither the electoral college nor the state of Wisconsin) losing to a buffoon, turned out to be paper thin. Sorry about your bad planning? Also, it’s hilarious to watch…

Shouldnt you guys be hugging stuffed animals instead of blogging about getting taken in again?  Trump, the dumbest man who ever lived, who is literally triple Hitler, but so stupid that he cant tie his own shoes, has outsmarted the elite of the left.  Again.  Maybe next time spend less time believing your own spin and…

I’m left wondering at what point democrats realize that the man they portray as being the dumbest man alive keeps outsmarting them

Yeah you would have to be a reeeeaaaaaaaaal idiot to believe that Democrats are now the party of Ilhan Omar and CAIR, and will gladly throw Jews to the wolves. The only question is what will it take for the bulk of American Jews to recognize the change and vote accordingly?  The good news is the Democrats are already…

Wow, what a shocking development, the candidates of the Party of Antisemitism are avoiding a Jewish political gathering.  Something tells me they’ll all be sucking at the teat of CAIR though, just a hunch

There’s nothing quite as insufferable as a smug Brooklyn blogger trying to punch above his literary standing by mocking people not from Brooklyn. It must really chap your broke ass that there are people out there right now enjoying foods and other lifestyle aspects of which you do not personally approve. Then you…

You guys sure are trying to prepare the field for Bernie by shittalking all the other candidates.  It’s probably a good thing that you’re both terrible bloggers and also read by such a vanishingly small number of people that your efforts will come to naught.  The hagiography of Robert Francis O’Rourke has begun in…

In other words, Lifehacker’s 10 easy steps to turn your otherwise normal child into a neurotic adult that wont shut up about race

Oh wait, i have another.  If I have to maintain the room myself, can I pay less for the room in the amount that would have accounted for that room’s share of the housekeepers wages?  if it’s hurting their feelings to have to pick up my towels maybe this is a good target for automation

Yeah this is really something. Can I ask my customers to do my job for me now too? Is that some kind of millennial thing?

I have no idea what the winning message would be for the far left wing of congress, but I have an idea that “ORANGE MAN BAD!!11!!!” and banning beef and cars probably isn’t it, but as someone on the other side, i sincerely hope that Maxine Waters, Bernie Sanders, and AOC continue to be the standard bearers for the…