You represent poor Americans by committing crime and making shitty music?  This truly is the land of opportunity!

Evidence be damned!  believe whomever higher up on the victimization pyramid!

I mean even if it wasn’t, it’s really his fault, isn’t it </splinternews>

Holy shit, you’ve cracked the code: a certain kind of person is much more vested in poking the eye of their culture war opponents than they are improving the plight of marginalized groups, because that’s hard, and spiking the football is easy. The snarky style of sites like this or the loathesome Splinter are the…

Yes, definitely probably mistook a nigerian dude yelling at him for a MAGA redneck.  i mean it’s the best fit for the narrative you would like to promote so it must be true

Oh, you mean like everyone on this site did about the Covington kids?  I guess you have to have a certain level of intersection victimization credibility to be allowed to spike the football.  And you wonder why nobody takes you seriously, and are skeptical every time you scream “hate crime” with spit flying out of…

every day black and queer folk are getting mugged by maga hat wearing assailants?  you would think that would make news.  Is this happening anywhere besides your own head?  Perhaps you can show us the 49 instances of that happening so far in 2019.   You know what, I’ll settle for a single instance.  Go on, i’ll wait…

I mean nobody explained that the electoral college was a thing and how on earth could somebody even know what that is??? i am pretty sure that we elect presidents by twitter ratios everything else is russian bots or those guys wearing maga hats that beat up poor jussie

perfectly secure, or at least as much as is possible on a server with no firewall or security software attached to a commodity internet circuit. i bet the administrator used a really hard passphrase like “p@ssw0rd”

Oh!  A Never Trumper!   I bet that gets you lots of Attention Points at your faculty gatherings and upper east side cocktail parties!  So subversive!

dont forget her Whacky hijinks on the Goldwater campaign!  If she’s not a model liberal i dont know who is!

Yes it’s weiner’s fault that Hillary was a terrible candidate and forgot that the midwest is in the United States while running victory laps in California and New York

Kentucky is two states away from the Mexican border? Holy shit, there is an emergency at the border as the Mexicans have annexed Texas. Are all Brooklyn bloggers this bad at Geography? I know looking at a map is difficult, and you’ve never heard of anything west of Hoboken, but if you want to be taken seriously, maybe…

Is there a single recent high profile case where the usual suspects demand that we ‘believe the victim no matter what’ where the victim turned out to be an actual victim and not a lying scumbag begging for attention? 

How exactly is Amazon ‘wounded’ by this? I get it that in your socialist zeal to see the lumpen proletariat triumph over 40,000 good paying jobs that you think that somehow Amazon is hurt in all this, but I really don’t see how you connect the dots to get there.  Amazon will be just fine with or without a HQ in Long…

Yeah, your side is winning alright.  Most of VZ is starving to death, you sure owned the conservatives!  Of course, no white american liberal gives a fuck if Venezuelans are starving to death, so as long as you’re ‘scoring points’ and getting retweeted,  i guess you win

So which one of you transexual demiqueer otherkins are going to take the fight to rural Washington?  I’m not sure that angry tweets are going to do the job

yeah you leftists never met a fellow traveller you didn’t love. Chavez and now Maduro are absolutely destroying VZ, but because of reasons (orange man bad!11!!!) you will ballwash every tinpot dictator who agrees with you. Meanwhile the people of VZ continue to suffer in a situation that at best is going to lead to…

You stupid idiots think that $3.5m is enough to move the needle in Washington DC? I guess it makes sense for a broke ass brooklyn blogger to think that way, especially since it dovetails perfectly with your narrative that greedy jews are exerting undue influence because of the Zionist Occupation Government or whatever…

You mean, that Jewish money controls the American government.  Boy howdy the left went from being sensible right to raving about the Zionist Occupation Goverment so fast it’s made my head spin.  I guess that’s what happens when you turn your back on your base in favor of the new kool kids, but those sorts of things…