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Cowards, or, you know, hobbyists. I realize most leftists youngsters are only vaguely familiar with the Bill of Rights, but you should really familiarize yourself with it since it stands in the way of so much of what you want to force on everyone.  

funny that, there’s something about the reality of who is committing the majority of the handgun crime that makes me think they probably aren’t even going to attempt to go after handguns!  It’s much better just to continue the culture war by banning cosmetic features

So, because Jack Crosbie is pants-shittingly frightened of firearms (and probably should be, like all frightened Brooklyn based millennial bloggers), that means that I should not have a handgun either? I get it that you’re terrified, but you can fuck right off when it comes to my constitutionally recognized rights,

No mention of the racist and homophobic ‘black israelites’?  Is it because they’re too far up the intersectionality victim olympic pyramid?

So in your mind, this high school kid should apologize for having a different political opinion than you. Or is it because he wore a MAGA hat? Or because he isn’t a big fan of abortion? Maybe because he was shouting down the ultra-racist & homophobic black israelites? I guess those are all good reasons if you’re a

Discovery phase? You mean when they present the endless list of tweets calling for the murder of a bunch of teenagers for the capital crime of wearing a MAGA hat? Or maybe the endless knob slobbing over a native american ‘elder’ who lied about being in Viet Nam? How about where blue check main stream media types

Yes, open borders will super help AOC’s core constituency, the poor and working class.  There’s nothing like downward pressure on low skill job wages brought about by a surplus to low skill immigrants to help out the poor and working classes.  What’s going to happen when those classes realize the disdain that the

the funniest part was when you said ‘for profit’

I think we can all agree on one thing, young people are aimless idiots, their youthful idealism forgotten quickly upon maturing. That is unless you get to be a blogger for GMG for the remaining months before they finish circling the drain!

Yes, we absolutely need more language police. In fact, if there was only some sort of governmental entity that could outline the words that we’re not allowed to use any more, that would be great. I really hope it can be entirely staffed by angry millennial transsexual demiqueer otherkins from Brooklyn

wow, so edgy! Millennial blogger attempts to show the world how much he HATES a dead person, news at 11

Hindsight is 20/20.  Nobody in the foreign policy establishment had the slightest idea what to do after the Soviet Union collapsed.  I was a junior in college and a history major at the time, there was lots of debate but zero consensus.  Most (laughably, in retrospect) thought it to be the end of history.  All of the

It’s so fun to watch the young adult bloggers write about babby’s first election with such vim and vigor, thinking that there’s something historically significant about it.  I know reading history is anethema to you, but had you done a little reading about the history of mid term elections, this wasn’t a wave election

like those of us over 30 make fun of you people for not understanding how to place a voice call. it kind of makes you useless in the workplace, but you already know that!

Maybe they don’t enjoy being told what to think by Brooklyn Liberals?  who knows!  people can be funny that way!

you realize (of course you dont because you’re a young dumb kid) that the people for whom that Statue was erected had to come through customs, right?  all your ancestors, and all mine, that came to the US from Europe had to follow the rules, and lots of them who didn’t got put right back on the ship to go back to

that’s a nice built in excuse for the fact that you’ll never find someone willing to have sex with you

a lot more than communists do, but anyone who isn’t a trust fund brooklyn based burnout already knows that

Which part of the Capitalist first world isn’t emitting any CO2?  I’ll hang up and listen to dead air for a while

Good point, let’s stop letting environmentalists determine forestry policy.