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My Head Is Shaped Like a Candy Corn (Hi Nolan!)
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like those of us over 30 make fun of you people for not understanding how to place a voice call. it kind of makes you useless in the workplace, but you already know that!

Maybe they don’t enjoy being told what to think by Brooklyn Liberals?  who knows!  people can be funny that way!

you realize (of course you dont because you’re a young dumb kid) that the people for whom that Statue was erected had to come through customs, right?  all your ancestors, and all mine, that came to the US from Europe had to follow the rules, and lots of them who didn’t got put right back on the ship to go back to

that’s a nice built in excuse for the fact that you’ll never find someone willing to have sex with you

a lot more than communists do, but anyone who isn’t a trust fund brooklyn based burnout already knows that

Which part of the Capitalist first world isn’t emitting any CO2?  I’ll hang up and listen to dead air for a while

Good point, let’s stop letting environmentalists determine forestry policy.

and that we havent been, for a couple decades, undergoing a massive transformation from coal to natural gas for electricity generation? green douschebags wont be happy until we’re back to a stone age lifestyle, which is why they can’t get their draconian program implemented, but here in the world outside of Brooklyn,

Another question for our favorite junior blog editor: Is Bernie Sanders paying you in store brand deodorant to preach doom and gloom? I mean obviously he is, but what’s the payment mechanism? do you get like a big pallet of Piggly Wiggly brand anti-antiperspirant, or does he just pay you a few sticks at a time?

Capitalism is to blame because if we lived in a just world, the US and Western Europe would be as environmentally enlightened as the Soviet Union and Communist China, into whatever China considers itself today.  True guardians of the environment, in any case

Yeah, Hamilton Nolan’s writing is super deep for college freshman who are alternating between bong rips and A People’s History. once you’ve earned a couple paychecks and become less enthusiastic about paying ridiculous taxes, most of his garbage comes across pretty hollow, or perhaps written by the hand of someone who

this is all about prince andy’s inspirational desire to run for president. Gee look, after my dad and I ruined NY, I was able to add 25,000 jobs! i mean i had to pay like 300k a piece to get them, but yeah me!  I’m just looking forward to watching him flop on a national stage.  He’s Hillary Clinton without the warmth

Again, if 50 years of terrible governance and out of control taxation and spending policies hadn’t hollowed out the middle class in NYS/NYC, and driven out millions of jobs, Prince Andy wouldn’t have to be groveling at the feet of Bezos, and could properly tell him to fuck off.  As it is though, the only way a

Why shouldnt taxes in NYS/NYC be lower for all corporations/all tax paying entities? Why is that so anathema to you? I would think a galaxy brain 25 year old brooklynite would understand what the tax rates in NY have done to businesses and the middle class, especially in NYC. Of course, you’re probably an aspiring (or

Thanks, Libby, for sharing your child like understanding of economics