What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Oh, absolutely not. Her family wasn’t wealthy, her divorced mother’s boyfriend left after the birth of their daughter (Remini’s half-sister.) As teens, Remini and her sister worked in the nightmarish Sea Org, and had take other jobs to pay for the courses. It wasn’t until she started getting more work as an actress…

He sounds emotionally stunted. I wonder if he was like that pre-Scientology.

My favorite photo from the book:

Except PopCap has made a ton of great games, and King has made nothing but Bejeweled clones.

Well, a high-priced acquisition of a one-note developer... no way this could blow up in their faces!

this. is. fucking. insane.

For a minute we thought it was fake, too, but we called the KVUE newsroom and they confirmed that the interview was real.

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Dolls can basically keep me out of anywhere. Gather a bunch in one place? Oh hell no, they start plotting a coup.

Exactly. A whole store of dolls, ready to strike....

Won’t you please step into my mall?

It kinda seems like all the dolls would anthropomorphize themselves and become, like a live action horror movie or something.

I hate it so much. I feel like I couldn’t sleep upstairs knowing it was down there waiting for me...always there....always waiting...

to me, it is creepy as fuck.

Yeah. Am I the only one who does NOT WANT TO GO TO THERE?

God I wish it were a joke. There's nothing quite like living in the south and not being a gun owning republican zealot.