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Jokes about an unnamed man's small dicks =/= rambling on/joking about a named woman for having a "fat smell," belly fold, and one arm.

I'm gonna have to disagree. The douche identified her by first and last name on national television and was intensely vitriolic.

Straight men are trained and allowed to be sexually selfish. More power to this woman.

A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.

Omg!! For some reason that really got me. I am dying 😂😂 That is amazing, she didn't even attempt to pretend to care about hurting feelings (wtf is this sentence?)

"On nights like this I'm the hoe AND the pimp"

I was probably looked at crazy because I dressed like an extra in Slayer video.

That's the problem, you pay attention to what she does outside of her perfomances. 99.9% of famous people, especially "artists", are fucking bigots. So what? You want to go on a moral crusade? Enjoy your hate and outrage. I'm just here chilling and smoking and listening to music.

I thought "fire monks" were from Avatar?

If Shyamalan directed, would the series-ending twist be that Grey was the slave all along? That whatsername was really the Devil conning him out of his soul????

I forged close and lasting relationships with the cast, producers and crew and most especially, with Dakota and Jamie.

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Quick confession, I think Spring Breakers does in this one two minute sequence what it took Goodfellas two hours to do:

The popularity of the ante-bellum era continues to amaze me. It's not only in the South, either. I attended a lot of historical re-enactment events (it was for my job, don't judge me!) and I was surprised to see how many Americans re-enacted the ante-bellum period. I saw more Confederate uniforms than Union…

Eh, I've got a bit of a soft spot in my heart for Entourage. Yeah, it's dumb and bro-y and all that but it was honest about being dumb and bro-y and never seemed particularly mean-spirited.

This conversation is about me obtaining ham, and whether or not it adheres to the traditional rules of being Kosher.

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She wrote the op-ed because she is one of the highest profile women in the world and therefore is in a unique position to raise awareness about a condition that could become fatal for millions of women... But you're totally right. "Sit down and shut up, woman" is a much more appropriate stance to make. Ugh.

Did you miss this part?: "After Jolie's last op-ed, there was a rash of conversation over whether mastectomies for women who carry the BRCA1 gene were really the best way to go; some women said Jolie inspired them to get tested and have the same surgery she had, and at least one study showed that Jolie had been the imp…

Hi, guy who wrote the thing here, who, I want to reiterate, definitely goes to the gym a lot. I wish no one would talk to anyone at the gym in general. The sound of chatter and laughter and general human interaction completely ruins what is supposed to be my time of peace and solitude. I've been told I've taken my…

I'm terrified of being mistaken for "that guy" so the ironclad rule is: