DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

I usually get annoyed by Bill Maher, but this was discussed on his show. How Mike Pence ALLOWED this to happen while Indiana was under his watch. This is who our VP will be, people. This person, who denied women of his state the right to make decisions about their own reproductive rights. So much so that this woman…

I’m not at home, so I had to make a new burner, and I really hope this isn’t in they grays cause I got some shit to say y’all.

Good—I think it reflects SO poorly on Beautylish to be pushing his products. I think of them as such a luxury experience, and their support of Jeffree is so jarring in contrast.

And so did Kat von D. They both suck.

FWIW, I just emailed this video to the CEO of one of the sites pushing his summer launch today.

JFC, that was like a Golden Corral buffet of AWFUL. It had just about every slur imaginable.

I MISS MILLIHELEN it was one of the nicest and most supportive places on kinja tbh

RIP Millihelen.

They are both total garbage humans!!

It distracted me from the whole ridiculous pool float drama.

How many times do we have to go through this? How many articles and news outlets have reported that Planned Parenthood does NOT sell fetal body parts? I am perplexed. Why is this a thing.

He looks like Cotton Hill

My mother: “Poor people use babies to steal from the welfare system”.

Is it weird that it wouldn’t bother me if they were selling fetal body parts? Like, they’re just going to be incinerated anyway, and they’re being used for research not satanic rituals.

so long as they provide or refer for elective abortions or sell fetal body parts rather than provide healthcare.

So guys. Personal story time. As it turns out, my husband and I are in therapy because he turned into a real solid dickbag last year and....well, anyway. The point is that a lot of our unhealthy dynamic centers around the fact that he is severely passive aggressive.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

I have to say that the regular Deadspin commenters rank just behind the regular Jez commenters in my book.